What better way to start 2007 than with a wedding announcement? Well, a little blowie and maybe a cigarette, but a wedding announcement's definitely a close second. Thus, we're just tickled to announced that convicted murderer and convicted arsonist Linda Couvreur and Theresa 'Terry' Van Heyst locked down their lesbian love with a December 29th big house marriage. Hoo-rah!

In what can only be described as a touching ("No touching!") tale of love, the women met last April and felt an instant connection. Their love grew to such maddening heights that Terry rejected early release to stay imprisoned with her murderous love bird, who may serve another ten years for wacking her husband. Quite the metaphor for marriage, no?

While the prison has a special sex den (read: cum-soaked coach) for prisoners, the women have yet to consummate their correctional compassion. From Flanders Fields elaborates:

By law, normally, they will be entitled to these conjugal visits now. However the warden of the prison has great autonomy in the day to day running of his prison and the respective lawyers of the two women fear he still might refuse the couple their rights. To prevent this they started a procedure to confirm the right of the couple to meet each other. On January 10th, 2007 a judge will decide.

Though the women are sitting pretty now, things may change when Terry gets released next year, leaving Linda to languish for another nine. They'll have to cope with monthly visits or Terry will be forced to torch another building and hope for a lenient sentence. Anything for love.