We'll let you in on a little secret: we've always wanted to be Southern belles. [Post-slavery, thank you.] While to many, the image of a Southern woman may be sullied by, you know, what was once a general love of Bush - the President, not the vag - it seems times are a changin'. 365 Gay reports:

Republicans on the ballot this November have reason to worry. A recent Associated Press-Ipsos poll found that three out of five Southern women surveyed said they planned to vote for a Democrat in the midterm elections. With control of the Senate and House in the balance, such a seismic shift could have dire consequences for the GOP.

That's the best news we've heard all day. Our dreams just got brighter. Thank you, Southern ladies, thank you.

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