While we're on the subject of inflammatory comments, let's consider this op-ed from "saved homosexual:, Andrew Comiskey. Weighing in on the tenuous relationship between gays and the omnipresent and equally ambiguous institution known as The Church, Comiskey writes:

I entered into the faith as a practicing homosexual and discovered through the community of faith a clear and loving track of redemption on which I matured into the capacity for heterosexual marriage and family.
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In this process, marked by failure and halting progress, heterosexual desire began to stir within me and prompted me to engage with women, including the one I married.

Together we worked out our commitment to wholeness in the community. I faced residual temptations with the help of friends there, as did she for her issues of fear and control.

We're not sure who we feel worse for: the misguided and manipulated Comiskey or his wife, a woman who certainly has cause for worry. Never fear, though, she's nailed him down with four kids. Way to go, girl. Let's just hope Jesus doesn't fail you now.

Comiskey goes on to urge his Kansas City brethren to implore Christ's power in an effort to fight the homosexual menace:

It’s time for the churches of Kansas City to do their jobs. We can do better than brace ourselves for another sex scandal or plan another round of dialogue.

Let’s manifest Jesus, full of grace and truth, by becoming communities of healing for the homosexual.

Gee, thanks. We'd rather writhe in gay pleasure than repress ourselves in "God's" name. Unless Jesus cures by giving head. Then maybe we'll consider it. Oh, and if he gives us unlimited wine.