Recently Commented

RSS

Colophon

David Hauslaib
Editorial Director
David Hauslaib | Email

Andrew Belonsky
Editor
Andrew Belonsky | Email

Jossip
Publisher
Jossip Initiatives

— Fri, Nov 17, 2006 —
You're All A Bunch of Pissers
So Says A Revised Pentagon Homo-Brief

You gotta give the Pentagon credit. They used to think that those of the homo variety were mentally deranged. Then faggotry got listed along with mental retardation and personality disorder. Obviously people weren't pleased, so the Pentagon bent to public pressure (why can't they do the same in Iraq?) and again changed their stance on cocksuckers. Now, under a list of discharge guidelines, homosexuality has been listed nebulously as a "circumstance". The International Herald Tribune reports:

Defense Department guidelines that classified homosexuality as a mental disorder have been changed and now put it among a list of conditions or "circumstances" that range from bed-wetting to fear of flying.
...
The Pentagon guidelines outline retirement or other discharge policies for service members with physical disabilities. And it includes sections at the end that describe other specific conditions, circumstances and defects that also could lead to retirement but are not physical disabilities.

Among the conditions are stammering or stuttering, dyslexia, sleepwalking, motion sickness, obesity, insect venom allergies and homosexuality.


All that money and so-called research and the best the Pentagon can do is equate homosexuality with dyslexia? That's bullshit. We don't even get attention deficit disorder? We get dyslexia! Ain't nothing glamorous about dyslexia. At least give us spontaneous blindess, ya bastards.

Tagged: Gay, News, Pentagon

Comments


No. 1
Bryan says:

Damn, there goes my dream of being a soldier! I'm a fag, have dyslexia, am afraid to fly, and occassionly wet my bed, not to mention I have ADHD and hate insects. BooHoo!

November 17, 2006 10:37 AM
No. 2
T-roy says:

Yes,i'm gay.Ben on crack for six years and now I can't get the job at McDonalds i've wanted ....BooHoo!

November 29, 2006 3:13 PM

Post Your Comments





Note: It may take up to a minute for your comments submission to be processed. Please do not click "Post" more than once, or your comments may be duplicated.



Email This Post

Email this entry to:


Your email address:


Message (optional):


Advertisement
Welcome to Queerty. The gay blog.

Email your editors!
holla@queerty.com

Stereohyped

Promotion

Advertise on Queerty

Site Map