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I notice, btw, that we refer to these as ÑfreeÒ CDs but the magazines theyÒre ÑfreeÒ with cost nearly four quid eachÅ

Being a man (and having seen pictures of melon sex) I don't have any trouble believing that the sticky business took place as described.

Hanna was just talking about my tooth fairy story and then last night Apoa announced that she too had been experimenting with the tooth fairy.

Jon hung my mobile just above my bed, in front of the window light. He used fishing line and hardware store "spinners," so it will twirl without getting twisted.

I'm a good girl. I do my best to follow the golden rule. I floss every night. I love my grandmother. I sponsor a woman in Nigeria. I trap kitchen spiders in tupperwear and free them out in the garden.

Clear Channel, an unquestionably brilliant corporate business that ruined my favorite medium ten years ago, is my favorite example of this brand of RED TAPE.

PS Please, someone, find a home for Robbie in Oxford. I canÒt bear what that bus trip is doing to him.

Cre(a)mola Foam found as far south as Sheffield? I thought it was an experiment on us Scots only. So did they have the poll tax in Sheffield too?

Spoon's Chez Spoon (formerly SpankMeWithASpoon)

Any particular reason you'd want to fly to San Francisco? IIRC, Swingers is set in Los Angeles.

Fear, loathing, and perfunctory seduction

She pulls out the garment tag and reads it. "This is for babies," she scowls. She unbuttons the skirt, slides it on, and it fits.

I've put off this post because it's long and overwhelming. In the porn world, sex infiltrates every offshoot of your life. It takes that kind of infestation for the magnificence to wear off.

Don't take your next California road trip without it! This is the tiny version of the big book listed below, but with some of the more popular names. (*****)

Just been listening to the new album on their website and it sounds just as good.

George Bush is an Islamic fundamentalist (obviously)

I forgot to mention that Donald Davidson also climbed mountains and wrote radio plays (some of which featured Edward G. Robinson). I wonder what heÒd have made of The Dark House?

I finally got round to posting about it on London Language today and found Mai had beaten me to it. I then discovered that the language nerds of the world are all linking to it.

Hope youÒre enjoying Berlin. I enjoyed the night out last week and taking part in the Laurel and Hardy sketch on Saturday morning.

Even with acceptance that it's not my right to have it, that He can and will spill it elsewhere just to drive that fact home, it still hurts.

Plus, I'm supposed to be the quietly accepting slavegirl right? Whether it's locking me in a closet or sending me off to work or expecting me to function without Him, I'm to just obey.

ÑIÒm not angry and IÒm not boring. IÒm just bored.Ò

From a legal perspective, the policeman is correct. Intent is a rather important concept in law.

How exciting is this do you think? IÒm really not sure.

ÓI will not.Ô Suzanne replied, her face red with embarrassment.

I would think butt sex would be more popular, seeing as how it's the one thing at which little peckers excel.

The Female Talent turns around. Her back is now facing the camera.

Bedroomdancer's Dirty. Filthy. Princess.

Finally, in my Try This at Home mailbag, I listen to one man's defense for why marijuana is the best sex drug of all time. Conflicting testimonies, anyone?

Too much information I am sure. I cannot seem to keep it simple. As long as these answers are....this is the edited version.

i stood there in my bra, my limbs tied, my mouth taped, my clothes taped, and i waited with more than a passing interest to see what would happen next.

I acknowledge that bagels are comparatively rare outside the U.S. and Canada, but if you can get them that will make the experience even better.

The rain begin suddenly all over the roof,

At breakfast I showed the kids the worldsocialism card which meant I had to explain to them what capitalism is.

he eventually made his way to safety, and clung to the wall, looking at me, glaring, demanding apology.

they were devious cunts, and they went outside the rules.

Meg's The tales of a teacher (and slut).