The Sidekick 3 is nearly upon us, and the Motorola's new Q makes even the latest BlackBerry look instantly outdated. But maybe that's the look you're going for, anyhow. If you're the type that hangs on to that Betamax machine or, ahem, VCR for kitch appeal, you'll probably be intersted in this Retro Phone Handset.

It connects to any standard mobile phone and lets you fly in the face of those blue blinking light headset armies roaming the city streets. Hell, we even own one – it was the door prize at a party thrown by a certain Queerty editor-at-large – and make good use of it, waiting for our grande americanos in Starbucks while talking on a bright red handset. If nothing else, it gets the cute barista's attention.

PLEASE HOLD RETRO PHONE HANDSET [Perpetual Kid]