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— Wed, Aug 9, 2006 —
Nice Package: Virtual Boyfriend/Girlfriend

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We just found the perfect thing for you commitment-phobes out there. If you've never had a boyfriend for longer than a month, try out a Virtual one for only $40. He'll stick around as long as you can stand his incessant beeping, and if he gets too demanding, you can turn him off. It's not the best replacement for the real thing, but you can always use the Virtual Boyfriend to dip your toes into the waters of monogamy, or just to have something cool hanging off of your backpack.

Virtual Boyfriend/Girlfriend (~$40) [Firebox via OhGizmo!]

Comments


No. 1
mark says:

Why so pricey? Gigapets were not this expensive.

August 9, 2006 2:41 PM
No. 2
el polacko says:

yeah ... "cool" .. if you're a 7 year-old girl.

August 9, 2006 4:18 PM
No. 3
Mike V. says:

So, if this virtual boyfriend "gets too demanding, you can turn him off." And if you meet a real, potential boyfriend, owning one of these toys is guaranteed to turn HIM off.

August 9, 2006 10:19 PM

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