So, we've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like first? The good news? Okay...

The good news is that Logo's announced plans for a Noah's Arc movie. That's right: they're developing a feature-length script for Noah, Ricky and the gang. Pretty exciting, no? Earlier this morning, The Advocate reported:

The film is currently in development, and the story is expected to pick up after the show's second-season cliff-hanger finale. The film project, to be released in 2008, opens the possibility for sequels and additional television seasons.

Rod 2.0 says that the show's been canceled. He did a little poking around actor Christian Vincent's MySpace page and found this disheartening note: "I have been asked for months about Noah's Arc returning. There will NOT be a third season."

We have to admit we're a little sad about this. We got surprisingly attached to Noah and company. Sure, the show got a little...shall we say...creative with their storylines and some of the acting needed improvement, but where else will we get televised portrayals of black gay men?

It's been over 48 hours since Out Magazine's annual Out 100 awards: the standard length of time needed to digest all the homo happenings. We must say, we haven't seen that many gay luminaries since...well, since last year's Out 100.

We must admit, it's all a bit of a blur. Good thing we brought along our crafty camera man, Ted, who chronicled all of editor Andrew Belonsky's misadventures. While some people were more than happy to talk to us, others were a little reluctant (that's an understatement). And, as you'll see, most people didn't even know who the fuck we were. Nice, huh?

Watch as Anne Hathaway says she could bench-press our fearless editor, designer Michael Kors brags about knowing everyone, Out EIC Aaron Hicklin lets us in on the secrets behind the selection process, Noah's Arc's Wilson Cruz gripes about not being admitted into the VIP area, Kelis hypothesizes on why the homos love her and Michael Lucas gives us shit for all the nasty comments (and, it seems, attempts to win Belonsky's ice cold heart).

We also managed a few words with Claire Danes. She really wasn't in the mood to be interviewed, but Cruz and Hathaway totally used peer pressure to make our dreams come true. Thanks, homies.

Oh, yeah, and we totally chickened out on flirting with Choire Sicha. We were so close, but he looked really busy (read: intimidating).

We only wish that there was a Darryl Stephens for every Tom Cruise in Hollywood. Stephens is out of the closet and seems to be everywhere at once: in gay television on the Logo original series Noah's Arc, and now as the star of two new films. Not Quite Right, his latest, premiered last Saturday at the NewFest in New York, and Boy Culture, based on the novel by Matthew Rettenmund, is currently in theaters.

For those who only know and love Darryl from Noah's Arc, his role in Boy Culture is quite a departure, and this is what you can expect:

Noah's Arc fans will probably be a little shocked. This character isn't campy or soft or fashionable at all. He's quiet, introspective and kind of simple. Noah is almost a gay superhero next to this guy.

Our pal Rod sat down and talked with Darryl about his career and the responsibility of being the star of the world's first black, gay television series. Read the whole interview at Rod 2.0.

A Conversation with Darryl Stephens [Rod 2.0]

• Hallelujah! Gospel singer Donnie McClurkin claims that we can be straight if we only find God! There’s hope for us after all! [WABL]

• The gay bible at magazine stands everywhere, The Advocate, loses a long time editor. [Ad Age]

• The hotties from Noah’s Arc are returning to Logo for another season which means we’ll be back as well. [The Advocate]

• Did you hear about the gay riots that broke out after Brokeback Mountain's loss at the Oscars? Maybe it's because they didn't really happen but let's just pretend, ok? [The Gilded Moose]

• We hope that all this Brokeback backlash isn’t what has made a gay character on The Sorpanos the early favorite to get knocked off this season. [Gambling 911]

• Queers in Boise are very creative protesters. Makes us want a "Heterosexuals Only" sticker. [Good As You]

With both Sex and the City and Queer as Folk off the air, there's a void in gay shows with high drama-loving ensemble casts (Desperate Housewives just isn't doing it for us this season). But we think we've found the perfect substitute with Logo's new all-gay, all-black show, Noah’s Arc.

We were curious about Noah himself, Darryl Stephens. What has he been in? We went to IMDB for a peak at his body of work and could barely find a movie or TV show that wasn't teeming with gays, gays, and more gays. Circuit? Um, it's about circuit parties. Boy Culture is a gay hustler movie. Natch. Stephens was also in the original Noah's Arc movie. And what's up next? The aptly titled Another Gay Movie, a film about four guys who lose their anal virginity.

Typecast much?

Not that we mind, you see. We just want it written into his contract that he appear shirtless in all of his future fag roles.