• Chris over at Uffish has the lowdown on all the contestants in preparation for tomorrow night’s Project Runway season opener. She is as obsessed as us!

• Elton John is getting married in the same venue as Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles. How original.

• Richard Branson’s giant cock is terrorizing Britain. Just love that visual, now, don’t you? Via Blog Soup.

• The Empty Closet, a gay newspaper in Rochester, NY, loves us. They say “hot gossip, biting sarcasm, and tasty eye candy makes this the must-read, gay site on the Internet. Now if I could only figure out how to add vodka, I’d have the perfect party cocktail.” We add the vodka with our coffee every morning. Makes writing the site that much easier

• Showtime’s popular lezz-fest The L Word is launching a line of jewelry and a fragrance to coincide with the new season. Don’t get us wrong, we love our Sapphic sisters. But the idea of lesbian-inspired perfume and jewelry just doesn’t sit right with us. That is a (gay) man’s job.