Clay Cane must have a death wish. First, the homo-journo took on former lesbian publisher turned proselytizer, Charlene Cothran. Now, he's taking on the likes of P. Diddy, Tigga and Trick Daddy.

In a post entitled Bottoms Up, Cane labels a number of hip-hop's "heteros" stars a number of variants of "bottom". Diddy, for example, has been deemed "100% Power Bottom". We believe it. Cane goes on to refer to Russell Simmons as "Old School Early 80s Pre-Condom Porn Bottom", while he finds 24-year old Yung Joc (pictured) guilty of "Shuckin' and jivin' for mass' slut-puppy bottom!" Ouch.

Cane doesn't restrict his categorizations to just hip-hop - or men. Serena Williams can now proudly boast that she's been named a "1000% Well Hung Colon Reconstructing Top". Her sexual partners have 1000% odds of needed colon reconstruction? We're not down with those odds.

• P. Diddy confounded us yesterday, but this so-called "interracial men's masturbator" really makes us go, "Hmmmm?" As in, "Hmmm, is this more 'interracial', 'uneven pigmentation' or 'supremely disturbing'?"

• Why we shouldn't use the word "homosexual".

&bull Bill Donahue's shrieks got the Chocolate Christ show canceled.

• The Detroit police department may have ruled Andrew Anthos' death an accident, but the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force wants justice. And they're willing to pay $5,000 for it.

• Gay bloggers do stuff and shit.

• Sacha Baron Cohen's having a baby.

• International Homophobic Alliance away! (This is a job for Ass Licker!)

• Ann Coulter's face smeared with doo-doo? Sign us up!

It's a damn good week to be the gay uncle to a celebrity.

First, Heath Ledger gave his bi uncle props, saying he was the source of inspiration for his grunting and palm-spitting character in Brokeback Mountain. Ledger even brought his uncle, a wrestler (natch), as his date to the movie's Aussie premiere. What a way to support the gays!

Now, friend to twink fashion diva Zac Posen and former beau to fag hag J. Lo, P. Diddy has come out to reveal that his own uncle was the one who gave him his sense of style. If true, someone please revoke his uncle's pink card.

Some may think this only reinforces stereotypes that queers have a great sense of style and a flair for drama. We think it would make a rocking PFLAG ad campaign.

Ledger inspired by bisexual uncle [iAfrica]
Diddy Got Fashion Flair from Gay Uncle [Elites TV]
PFLAG [Official Site]