James St. James' last novel, Disco Bloodbath, chronicles Michael Alig's real life descent into madness, ending with the hacked up body of the really dead drug deal, Angel Melendez.

Capturing the glitz, glam and gore of 1990's New York, Disco Bloodbath killed the competition, becoming a classic and finding new life in the 2003 flick, Party Monster, starring Seth Green as the incarcerated and single Alig, whileMacaulay Culkin appeared as St. James. Now, St. James makes a triumphant return with a less blood-curdling tale, Freak Show.

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• Lisa Kudrow's a genius. The people who cancelled The Comeback are fools. That is all.

• Paris Hilton's dead, naked body never looked so educational. Artist Daniel Edwards has created a life-size sculpture to highlight the "disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood's girls gone wild", according to TMZ. In twenty year's time, Hilton's real body will be doing that on its own.

• Michael Lucas' former right hand, Heather "Reznor" Fink and her comedy troupe sure like meat. Especially in panties. And they say the porn industry doesn't fuck you up.

• Gene Robinson on New Hampshire's new civil union laws: "I think this moves us one step closer to the American promise to all its citizens of equality under the law. My partner and I look forward to taking full advantage of the new law." No more living in sin for those boys!

• Class Comics, Inc: totally NSFW gay superhero fun.

• Jim McGreevey and Dina Matos have "agreed" on joint custody of their daughter. Also, McGreevey's faggotry apparently is "not significant".

• Posh and Becks must be stopped.

• VH1 has made a career out of making New York's career.

• From PageOneQ: "[A] Bentonville, AR man is seeking $20,000 in damages and the firing of the town's top librarian, claiming his two sons were disturbed after stumbling upon The Whole Lesbian Sex Book in the town's public library." Only $20,000? Fuck, it's The Whole Lesbian Sex Book. That's a lot of information, definitely deserving of $25,000.

• If there's one thing lesbians love, it's ladies. Yep, they're all about the chicks. So, of course the sappho-journos over at AfterEllen were all over the Shakira/Beyonce mega-collaboration, "Beautiful Liar". We've reposted the video after the jump, but you should head over and see what the girls had to say. "Sometimes, it’s difficult to distinguish Beyoncé from Shakira and Shakira from Beyoncé. But, really, who’s complaining?" Sluts. [AfterEllen]

• Now this is slutty: NYC Man seeks all of Hell's Kitchen. [craigslist]

• But the ladies at The View think Paris Hilton's the biggest slut of all. She's so slutty, in fact, that she could feasibly have sex with a horse. That's what Joy Behar says... [BWE]

• Peter Tatchell doesn't think London Mayor Ken Livingstone's a slut, but he does think he needs to check himself before wrecks himself. Livingstone implied that Tatchell's an Islamophobe. Tatchell says, "That ain't so, buster!"

• Michael Savage may be a total homophobe prick, but he's going to make CAA lots of money. [TMZ]

• Playboy TV is dead! Oh, dead god, no! Playboy TV is dead!! How ever will we go on? Oh, well,, we'll just have to use the internet. Like everybody else. [Jossip]

• The Black Party's Back. And this time it's holy. [Saint At Large]

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Those stupid Snickers ads ain't the only videos causing a stir. Those darling media watchdogs over at GLAAD are focusing some faggot-defending energy on Paris Hilton: the dog the media loves to watch.

In her most recent embarrassing video, Ms. Hilton practices some pejorative vocabulary with a little faggot-flinging and nigger-calling. Ah, yes, great American past times, but hardly the talk GLAAD wants to hear from one of our most treasured national heroes.

Demanding an apology, GLAAD president Neil Giuliano rails:

When Paris Hilton utters these words into a camera, it creates a permanent record that... she must bear responsibility for.

These are not frivolous words, and to use them as if they are gives tacit sanction to the racism and homophobia they engender. Hilton has an obligation to go on the record, explain herself, and publicly apologize to the LGBT and African American communities and all those offended by these slurs.

Also, we can't help but wonder how many people are actually offended by Hilton's outburst. It's not as if we expect anymore from her or anything.

Related: "Breaking: Paris Hilton's a Twat!"

Paris Hilton may not be down with the struggle, but the homie-loving homos over at Human Rights Campaign certainly are - and they've proved it by compiling a list of "diverse group of African American individuals who are leading the charge for [LGBT] Americans", according to President Joe Solmonese's video introduction to their special "Black History" page. The group's equally special press release elaborates:

The Human Rights Campaign will honor their achievements and excellence in a special section of the HRC website at www.hrc.org/blackhistory. As part of the Human Rights Campaign’s celebration of National Black History Month, throughout the month of February HRC will continuously recognize the sacrifices, contributions and successes made by the African-American community for equality.

Sounds fun, no?

We know it's hard to believe, but Paris Hilton's not as well-behaved as you thought. Exhibit A: This video of her dancing around somewhere, yelling "faggot" and
"nigger". Oops, sorry, "The New F-Word" and "The Classic N-Word". SO does this make her both a homophobe and a racist? Maybe. We have a feeling she's probably a little more of one than the other. We'll let you decide which - although, we have to point out that her feud with Nicole Ritchie allegedly started after Paris called her a nigger. Oh, wait, sorry, the six letter racial epithet that starts with n and ends with igger.

We have to admit, we expected more from Ms. Hilton - a rich girl like that surely knows plenty of other malicious monikers. She must have been really drunk.

Ever supportive of their journalistic peers, Fox and Friends had a little fun at CNN Anderson Cooper's expense. In this clip, they laud co-worker Greta Van Sustren's success at winning the ratings game.

They have even more fun when they boast, "[He] was beaten by a GIRL" - a statement that's offensive not only to women (as if they're inferior in every way), but seems to be a dig at Cooper's masculinity - a dig that wouldn't be as potentially inflammatory if he weren't reportedly a big, fat homo.

As for Van Sustren - we certainly hope she didn't endorse this garbage. We've always thought her a fine journalist. Too bad she's working for the Foxxies now...

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Hopefully you didn't destroy too many braincells this weekend and remember on Friday we posted part one of a two-part interview with one of our favorite New York City-based musicians, Cazwell. In case you did, in fact, do irreparable damage, here's the link to part one, in which he chatted about his growing up in Worcester, Massachusetts, his creative routine and what he'd do if he weren't making music.

Caught up? Good. We switch gears a bit in this installment. After the jump, read what Cazwell has to say about losing his virginity, why he doesn't call himself "hip-hop" and who he'd love to write an album for (hint: she's rich, blond and named after a city - oh, and a hotel).

(Also, be sure to head over to Cazwell's MySpace page and/or website for his upcoming tour dates. You'll be glad you did.)

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• Doug Blasdell of Bravo's Work Out died unexpectedly after being rushed to the hospital over the weekend. He was a mere forty-four years of age. No word on cause of death...

• Brandy's "sorry" for accidentally killing someone with her car. We should certainly hope so...

• Senator Dan Sutton will certainly be sorry if found guilty of groping a 19-year old male page. (Seriously, what's wrong with these people?)

• "We applaud and encourage Isaiah's realization that he needs help and his subsequent choice to seek immediate treatment for his behavioral issues," says Grey's Anatomy producer Shondra Rhimes on Isaiah Washington's trip to bigot rehab.

• Speaking of bigots: Hampton University has yet again blocked the formation of a Gay-Straight Alliance.

• So, Paris Hilton didn't pay her rent on a storage unit, some schmuck bought all the contents and has no posted pictures of said contents online. Nothing really interesting, except this picture, of a man covered in what appears to be about a kilo of cocaine. Why? It's a party! Duh.

As you guys know, we're avid readers of Craigslist's missed connections. Not only do we secretly hope someone missed our connection, but we can't get enough of the love lorn lamentations of the hopelessly hopeful. In search of a good laugh, we came across a great mystery, instead.

It's pretty dead over there, but we did happen across a post entitled "We can be famous..." published by an alleged 18 year old. And it had a picture? We couldn't resist!

Little did we know that we'd stumble upon a mystery that threatens to consume us all...

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Britney Spears may be joining Rosie O'Donnell and the gang on their patented Philadelphia vacaction.

Well, not really, but O'Donnell made clear that she'd rather have the clit-showing pop-star living with her and Kelli than hanging out with those wild ubangis, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

On yesterday's view, O'Donnell implored Britney, "I'd like to invite Britney to live with me and Kelli and the kids." Harnessing years of investigative journalism, Babs Walters asked what may be the most important question of the year: "Are you gonna get her to wear underwear?"

After distorting her face into what can only be described as a look of erotic horror, O'Donnell cries, "I want to beg Victoria Secret to supply these three women with an unlimited amount of underwear. Victoria, I'm begging you, they need to be kept a secret down there." Then Rosie can put on her mystery solving gloves and crack the case of the young - yet severely overused - vagina.

There's no glamour in the tabloids. We have the same dozen stars in the same dozen positions, particularly one's that don't look very good in pictures. Just today The New York Post, everyone's favorite conservative tab-news rag, featured a picture of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan with a caption "Bimbo Summit". None of the women look particularly glamorous, nor do they invoke envy, sympathy or wonder.

If photographer Ron Galella had his way, we'd never have to look at another grotesque display of celebrity debauchery again. Sure, his pictures of the disco era captured enough debauchery to kill the Pope, but there's more to his work than deliciously excessive partying.

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