It's long been rumored that Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek eat one another's Latina labias. While some celebrities would fight back, defending their heterosexual tendencies by marrying a braindead starlet, Cruz loves feeding the sapphic speculation.

Daily India reports:

Instead of denying the gossips Cruz is fanning them, and claims she knows why those lesbian rumours refuse to die. She insists that it's all just a publicity stunt, which she herself has fomented by acting extra cozy with her Mexican friend.

We call bullshit. Cruz didn't grab Hayek's ass for extra publicity. She was trying to do a little lesbianic reach around. Ain't nothing like fingering some caliente coochie to get a girl going.