• The transtastic Pete Burns will tell all in his upcoming autobiography, including sex with rock stars. [WOW Report]

• David Hasselhoff cried at the American Idol finale, perhaps after seeing Clay Aiken sing Elton John. [Towleroad]

• Local newspapers are still working on the subtleties of gay labels. Here is one hilarious example. [The Malcontent]

• We always sort of wanted to grab onto this ourselves. Oh David Silver, where did you go? [A Socialite's Life]

• Project Runway's Andrae Gonzalo picks apart someone's outfit, not that he has any right after all those disastrous short shorts he was sporting. [Gawker]

&bull: Pete Burns of Dead Or Alive: A How-To of plastic surgery [D-Listed]

• Is Missy Elliot gay? The Dutch want to know. [Arjan Writes]

• Gay playground Laguna Beach thinks MTV makes them look too good. And that's bad. Right? [Detriot Free Press]

• It seems American Brokeback fans forgot the movie won three Oscars. Ang Lee is now the pride of Taiwan. [M&C Movies]

• Project Runway has been renewed for a third season. And Rich at FourFour has a reason to live. So do we. [Hollywood Reporter]

• A Louisville man has turned down the title of Playgirl Man of the Year. Because, you know, Jesus would have too. [The Courier-Journal]

• Saddam Hussein behaves like a 3rd grader. What is the worst thing he can call judges at his Iraqi trial? Yes, gay. [The Daily Record]

• Pete Burns is getting married. Can you imagine what he’s going to wear? [Gay.com]

• “Johnny Weir, Are You Queer?” is our new favorite song. [Ultra Now]

• Robert Perry, a Puzzles Lounge victim, has filed a complaint with the state Department of Public Health claiming paramedics were physically and verbally abusive. [NBC 10]

• We’re no longer the gayest blog on the Internets. Look at these two queens over at Wonkette! [Wonkette]

• Pete Burns did not win Big Brother. But he was the fiercest. [WOW Report]

• Three men were sentenced in the Gwen Araujo slaying. Araujo was a SF Bay area transsexual murdered in 2002. [SF Chronicle]

• Tom Cruise looks like this year’s worst actor. And we’re not talking about his role playing “straight.” [Yahoo]

• Joe My God on gay Republicans. So on the money. [Joe My God]

• Will & Grace may be over, but we’ll still have Karen. The Megan Mullally Show is coming soon. [Yahoo]

• Leave it to Lady Bunny to find a video of Pete Burns and his puss squirting lips. Nasty. [Lady Bunny]

• Fans of The L Word are being asked to write dialogue for upcoming scenes. We bet our words would be too dirty. [Hothouse]

• Diana Ossana, one of the two screenwriters of Brokeback Mountain, shares with The Advocate “the fear” she sees all around the film. [Advocate]

• We love Varla Jean Merman. This is just more proof as to why. [Frontiers]

• Poor members of the AFA. They go through so much just to hate us! [Manhattan Offender]

• Pete Burns continues to prove he is the UK’s Janice Dickinson. [WOW Report]

• Rich has schooled us on Italo Disco, the “heavily synthesized, heavily arpeggiated, Moroder-inspired post-disco disco that thrived from about '79-'87.” The Sylvester track posted is pure heaven. [Four Four]

• Justin Timberlake is set to open a LES restaurant. With one announcement, the Lower East Side is officially over. [Gawker]

• Nellie McKay has left Sony and sadly her eagerly anticipated sophomore album won’t see the light of day anytime soon. At least we’ll get to see her in the Three Penny Opera on Broadway with Cyndi Lauper and Alan Cumming. [Reuters]

• We’ve all done it. You know, gotten drunk and pulled out the drag. However, we all haven’t filmed it! [Manhattan Offender]

• Our favorite plastic surgery addicted pop star Pete Burns has signed up for the UK’s Big Brother. Times like these we wished we lived in England. Thanks Jerry. [The Sun]

• We present you the world’s best condom commercial ever. Thanks Tom. [Double Agent]

• Love to ski? Love anal sex? Great. Gay.com has some gay ski events you should be attending. [Gay.com]