Can you imagine a world without politicians? Not only would governments cease to exist, but we'd be deprived of countless example of hypocrisy, contradiction and general bold-faced lies. Take, for example, everyone's favorite soon-to-be ouster Massachusett's governor, Mitt Romney.

As you know, ol' Mitt's got his eye on the White House. Without the support of the Christian right he hasn't got a chance in hell.

Sure, Jerry Falwell may have rebuffed his alleged support of the ambitious politician, but that doesn't mean Mitt's not committed to the cause. He did, after all, lend his disproportionate face to Family Research Council's preposterously named "Liberty Sunday" rally, deriding gay marriage as an affront to American ideals.

Before Mormons, Evans and the rest flock to Mitter, they may want to check out homo-journo Laura Kiritsy's piece in Bay Windows in which she relives some of Romney's 1994 interview during his unsuccessful run for Senator. For example

I think the gay community needs more support from the Republican Party and I would be a voice in the Republican Party to foster anti-discrimination efforts.

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