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— Thu, Mar 1, 2007 —
Tranny Mayoral Candidate Will Save Your Life
Also, Opponent Admits Insanity, Denies Kinkiness...


We're tempted to move to Dallas just to vote for tranny mayoral candidate Jennifer Gails. Sure, she's a homeless veteran and seems kind of like a nutter, but she's got some pretty good ideas. First up: your health. As she says, she wants you to live to be 150. Although, as part of her mission to save our lives, Gail's looking to crack down on drugs. Hmmm, this could get sticky.

Speaking of sticky, here's the business card for Gails' opponent, Richie Sheridan.
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Of Mayor Laura Miller's prohibition of smoking indoors and push for gay rights, he says:

It is true that BOTH smoking and the Gay Lifestyle lead to disease and death to some participants, and yet you persecute the former, and promote the latter?
Don't you just love when people say "lifestyle"? What the fuck does that even mean?

Crazy About Dallas! [Dallas Observer] Equal Time or Somesuch [Dallas Observer]

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No. 1
RJ says:

She must have moved from Austin. One day, I was working in the UT library and she started singing to me. I think it was "Imagine" or some song like that. It was weird.

March 1, 2007 10:01 AM
No. 2
jack e jett says:

RJ

it is my understanding that she is from austin. in fact, in some of her promotional material for mayor, she still mentions austin instead of dallas.

it is one of the best things to happen to dallas politics in a while.

jack jett

March 1, 2007 12:00 PM
No. 3
toshia says:

I met her in Austin, too! She just randomly came up to my wife and I and started telling us jokes. She then went on to complain about once getting kicked off UT's campus and whatnot. We thought she was a little slow, but sweet. It's so strange to see her on here! We didn't take anything she said seriously, to be honest.

strange.

March 1, 2007 12:11 PM
No. 4
MotherKnowsBest says:

You're getting a little carried away with the YouTube stuff. FYI.

March 2, 2007 4:30 PM

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