We knew it was coming, but we finally got final confirmation Michael Lucas' publicity director, Heather Reznor has packed her bags and set off for new territories.

For those of you not privy to our sole Lucas Entertainment ally's frequent emails, Reznor's not only well versed on the nuances of publicizing penis, but she fancies herself a comedian. After years toiling behind the scenes, Reznor's ready to follow her funny bone lined and (hopefully successful) dreams.

Before she goes, however, she's got one final reflection on the lessons learned from her tireless years working under Lucas.

Reznor writes:

Working in the adult industry exposed me to far less grotesque and dishonest situations than my time in law and politics. The honesty and brash unapologetic nature of the business are perhaps its greatest virtue.

I certainly do not advocate the adult business as a whole, it's just that my experience here knocked a lot of our society's conservative, judgmental success valuations on their ass. We are a culture dominated by GPAs, standardized testing, and a culture that encourages working at shitty places you don't want to work at just to boost your resume. The economy has a very strong ability to douchbagify otherwise good people- people whose motivations become tainted by absurd ideals, in a society where it seems
half the country is going to law school for no other reason than aimless ambition.

Also, Heather's now dropped the her porn last name and reclaimed her legal name: Heather Fink. Never fear, though, you can keep track of her goings-ons via her website.