Remember our friend Amnesia Sparkles? (There's a joke in there somewhere, but we're too knackered to find it. Plus, you need to stretch your imaginations.) She's the lovely drag empress who first introduced us to baby Suri.

Well, we were taking a little gander at her website and came across some surprisingly artful (the complimentary definition, not the pejorative, thank you) photography. Who knew one woman could have so much talent?

It's the afternoon and we suspect you need to look at something pretty, so mosey on over and take a look for yourself. If you like what you see, you're in luck, because she'll be selling prints in the nearish. We hear she needs money for new tits.