We sort of blew our load on that BUTT post - sort of pun intended - so rather than doing our typical Queerty ReBUTTal (no relation), we've decided to post a few demented videos some of our straight male friends recommended.

Yeah, we have straight male friends. Astounding. Of course, they're not just any straight men. As you'll see by the collection, they're totally dope. Or is it doped up?

A little Most Extreme Elimination Challenge? Sure, it's totally painful, but we're only human (in the Hobbesian sense, of course).

"Look at me being serious!"

We bet Ben Stiller and Jack Black read BUTT.

We've firmly secured a place in hell: we laughed at this Walker, Texas Ranger clip of Haley Joel Osment saying "Walker Told Me I Have AIDS".

Destro loves Cobra Commander. Pass it on. Also, Zartan's a bitch. And a slut...

Ahhh, Mr. Sparkles!

Lily Allen sings "Alfie". Puff, puff, pass...