We suspect more of a few of you need a laugh this afternoon and/or care about aging reality "stars"perform the same gig again, so here's a clip from MTV's latest edition of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge series: The Duel.

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• Sure to generate plenty of controversy, the 13th season of Survivor will split up teams based on race. Prepare for Jeff Probst dialogue along the lines of "The Asians are in the lead, but will the Hispanics catch up?!" [Jossip]

• Using ass to sell vodka is deemed to obscene by New York's MTA. [Copyranter]

• Gay "villan" Tyler from Real World Key West – you know, that reality show you haven't been watching – wasn't too pleased that MTV put together a not-so-nice montage him that aired during last night's reunion show. [Metro]

• Seventy-three years after it settled in on Christopher Street, a "For Rent" now hangs in the Stonewall's window. Some neighbors revel at the idea of seeing the historic bar close. [NYO]

• New York comedian Adam Sank tonight kicks off his Gay Bash "extrava-gay-nza" at Caroline's On Broadway. [Adam Sank]

• Brandon Routh has gotten engaged to that nameless girl he always walks red carpets with. [TMZ]

• A trip down underwear memory lane. [PAYOR]

• NYU tops The Advocate's list of gay-friendly schools. [NYP]

Good Morning. This is Bradford Shellhammer and I just want to let you queens in on a little secret: today is my last day. Well not really, but sorta.

For the past six months I have written half of what you read on Queerty. Steve in Los Angeles has written the other half. While I have enjoyed writing for Queerty and watching our unique visitors grow at leaps and bounds, it is time for me to take a less active role with the site. Don’t think you’ve gotten rid of me that easily. I am remaining an editor-at-large and promise to continue writing. Just not daily.

So this brings up an ever-important question. Who could possibly replace Bradford? At first we were not sure if anyone could live up to my legacy (just go with this people), but the right person happened to appear and David and I could not be more excited. Queerty’s new editor is Real World alum, hilarious blogger, and my dear friend Dan Renzi.

Shoot him an email and say hello. Shoot me an email and say goodbye. Whatever you do, keep reading. Things are sure to get more interesting around these parts. Thanks for reading. Your energy, emails, and support as readers of this site have been a huge inspiration.

• We’re glad that MTV decided to not go the stereotypical route when selecting the mandatory gay Real World cast member. Oh wait, they did. [Towleroad]

• Anne Heche’s mom may still hate the Gays, but she doesn’t seem to loathe her daughter. They're now on speaking terms. Still, we think it’s safe to say her relationship with Ellen remains pretty shitty. (Thanks, Carrie) [Anne Heche Official Site]

• Al Sharpton reveals that he grew up with a gay family member whom he won’t name. This being gay uncle week, we think we have a strong inclination as to who it might be. [WIS 10]

• Dr. Stanley Biber, who, over 30 years time, rebuilt thousands of men into women and vice versa, won't be working on any more trannies. RIP. [The Advocate]

• We’d love to see Brokeback Mountain take the box office from behind and totally top it this weekend. [Variety]

Our favorite Real Worlder Dan Renzi heard our cries and is doing something about the horror that is E! firing Kathy Griffin. You can help. Dan needs a few good homos.

Over at his blog Dan has made it easy for you to help bring back our favorite red head to her rightful place: the red carpet. He’s even drafted a letter for you.

Dear E! Entertainment,

Your decision to fire Kathy Griffin from the red carpet was an act of utter lunacy. Please reconsider your horrible decision, or I will personally endorse turning your network in to a home shopping channel.

Sincerely,

A Concerned Citizen

Head on over and send your letter. And send this to all your friends. A travesty like this should not happen silently.

The Griffin Petition [Dan Renzi’s Blog]
Save Kathy Griffin! [Dan Renzi’s blog]

We love Dan Renzi. The Real World alum’s blog is a fun read full of daily observations. It truly reflects Dan’s personality: passionate, upbeat, and all over the place.

Admittedly, we have a soft spot in our hearts for Mr. Renzi. After all, he does call our editor Bradford “Daddy.” And he did date FOQ (Friend of Queerty) Corey Spears.

What separates Dan from other reality TV stars is his humbleness. Too many reality stars, and we have met our share, are self-centered princesses. Not Dan. He never comes of as smug or desperate. He basically, keeps it real. (We know, bad joke).

His blog is a refreshing read. He is not talking about fabulous parties and run-ins with celebrities. He is just himself. And we love his site because of just that.

•Dan over at Ex-Gay Watch shows us this wonderful graphic showing ex-gay testimonials from Exodus. Apparently God speaks to people in night clubs and has the power to cure AIDS. Hallelujah!

•Wed-Rock, an evening of all-star comedy and music performances to voice opposition to the Arnold's recent veto of the gay marriage bill, is set for November 7th in Los Angeles. The eclectic line-up includes Andy Bell, Margaret Cho, Nina Hagen, Alan Cumming, John Cameron Mitchell, Kelly Osbourne, Yo La Tengo, and Yoko Ono.

•Get ready. This Sunday churches across the country will discuss the "tough issue" of porn. Oh my! That is a missionary position we are down with. Thanks Brian.

•Singer Chris Cagle reenforces stereotypes about country music fans by releasing a press statement saying that he has found out his new baby was fathered by another man. A guest spot on Maury Povich and a new album dealing with his pain we bet are in the works. Thanks Johnny

•Andy gets a snapshot of the new gay on Real World Key West. Are we the only one who thinks the bartender looks a lot like Mr. Towle?

More Photos of Real Worlder Landon Lueck after the break. Thanks to Trent at Pink Is The New Blog and to the guys at Fleetwood Pierce for these images.

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