American Idol reject Sanjaya Malakar must miss the stage. The teenaged "star" recently made an appearance with some lovely, "It's Raining Men"-singing drag queens, which explains all the screaming girls in the audience.

Before you watch this video, however, we have to warn you - the quality's really shitty, so you may want to fast-forward to the middle, when Sanjaya makes his anti-climactic appearance, soaks in the cheers and then stands awkwardly as the queens flail around him.

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With his days on American Idol behind him, Sanjaya Malakar's been making the talk show rounds. For some reason his publicist - or whoever handles this perplexing star's affairs - decided to book him on Jimmy Kimmel's late-night chat fest. Why? We don't know.

We do know, however, that Jimmy Kimmel managed to perpetuate his long history of douchery and make himself look like a hypocrite. Oh, Jimmy, you truly are an overachiever...

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Sanjaya Malakar may be one of the most puzzling cultural icons in recent memory. Why did so many people vote for someone everyone agreed blew? Where does a 17-year old kid get the gumption to sport a pony-hawk? What does his contradictory success mean for the "merit" of American Idol? (And, yes, the show does have merit, evidenced most readily by Jennifer Hudson and Kelly Clarkson.) In Gayville, our terrain, many have speculated about whether the young "singer" qualifies as queer. Such Idol speculation's nothing new - just look at Clay Aiken and lawsuit plagued Mario Vazquez.

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