HBO has fallen off in recent years: first "Sex and The City" ended it's run, then "The Sopranos" descended into unbearable madness, and now this. Everyone's favorite shit rag parasite Kevin Federline has reportedly signed on for three episodes of "Entourage" to play a....well, shit rag parasite.

The ability to laugh at oneself is an admirable trait, but we're sure K-Fed's not laughing. He probably considers himself one of the greatest entertainers of our day. Too bad he's just a glorified sperm bank. If only we could go back in time and save Britney Spears.

"We all wanted to do a movie but I think that time has passed. There was a script, there were sets, there were costumes, there was a crew, and that's all gone now. The sets are all broken down or sold or in a dumpster or, I don't know, on eBay. It'd be hard to buy it back. All the shoes, we have. We all have our shoes and they can have them back."

Sarah Jessica Parker on the demise of the Sex And The City movie. Doesn't it break your heart? The movie was was scrapped because Kim Cattrall dropped out to pursue career diversification, and accepted a role in the dismal kid movie The Ice Princess. We'll never forgive her.

Read the whole interview at FemaleFirst; page 2 is more interesting.

Sarah Jessica Parker onFailure To Launch [Female First]

Also: SJB interviewed in Andy's Blog [Bravo}

Kim Cattrall, welcome back home to gay TV! The Sex And The City star will appear in Him and Us, a semi-autobiographical TV show about Sir Elton John's life:

"Him and Us," from Touchstone TV, centers on a gay British rock star (Anthony Stewart Head) and his relationship with his longtime manager, Freddie (Cattrall).

The role of Freddie originally was written for a male but is being reworked for Cattrall.

"Having a great comic actress like Kim is so exciting," said the project's executive producer, Elton John. "I'm a huge fan of hers."

Cattrall, who won a Golden Globe for her role on HBO's "Sex and the City," most recently co-starred in the feature "Ice Princess."

Even though the show is just in the "pilot" stages, we are quite sure it will be on our screens soon. Everything Sir Elton touches turns to gold. And we're thrilled to see Cattrall back on the screen, as we certainly did NOT see Ice Princess. We imagine not much has to be reworked on the "Freddie" character, as Cattrall is about a breath away from being a gay man anyway. Quite exciting.

Cattrall to partner with the gays once again {Hollywood Reporter]

• God does work in mysterious ways. We have prayed and prayed for the return of Sex and the City. Not gonna happen. But we will get a new Candice Bushnell story coming to television.

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