Good thing Manhunt got its slutty shit together, because apparently today's Global Orgasm Day. You're probably thinking, "Global Orgasm Day? What the fuck?" Well, we certainly did. We've never heard of it, but we sure are happy it exists.

In an effort to bring peace and harmony to our war torn and discordant world, everyone's encouraged to get off their asses and, well, get off. While we just think of it as a great excuse to have a wild romp, Eric Francis gets all hippie-dippie:

Orgasm reaches right through the different levels, and has a way of unifying our experience of existence. People who are in harmony with themselves tend to be more peaceful and get on better with others.

So, readers, grab your man, your mistress or your mattress and have a go. The world's depending on it.

(In case you don't recognize the splooge pictured, it's from our post on Matthias Herrmann. He uses cum as art - it may not help world peace, but it looks pretty.)