An exasperated reader just sent us this love note:

As awful and as incorrect as this sounds: WHY IN GOD'S NAME IS NO ONE REPORTING ON THE FACT THAT MANHUNT HAS BEEN DOWN FOR TWO DAYS?!

To answer your question, sexually frustrated reader: we don't know anything about it. We're not big Manhunters. The men come to us, you see, thus we've really no need. But we're sure some of you low down dirty skanks out there knows a thing or two, so we'll graciously accept any information you can provide.

Hopefully this will start a tidal wave of concern, otherwise Gayville will be consumed by a tidal wave of pent-up sperm. That would be horrible. And messy.