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— Mon, Apr 2, 2007 —
South African Coppers Seek More Gay Hustlers
SA Hustlers Displeased Over Proposed Importation

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South African police are taking "equal opportunity" to a whole new level. As the country mulls legalizing prostitution, coppers are asking the government to import at least 2500 male hustlers for the 2010 World Cup. Though there are enough female sex workers, the Rainbow Nation's in dire need of more M4M sex workers. Police Commissioner spokesperson Renato Thabethe insists:

Our constitution demands equal opportunity for gay sports fans. South Africa is fast becoming the gay friendly capital of the continent, and we need to ensure that this remains the case in 2010.
Don't worry, though, the fuzz are dedicated to ensuring visitors get an authentic "African experience" by recruiting men from the continent:
We want to ensure that this is an African experience. What kind of African welcome will we offer to international visitors if they simply end up with the same sex workers that they left behind at home?
How thoughtful. Nothing tops a South African adventure like real life African hooker!

While the news may please gay soccer fans, South Africa's indigenous hustlers aren't feeling so international. Gay Association of Sex Worker's Guy Forheir issued a statement:

Everyday we are outlawed and oppressed by the government, and when we are finally about to be legalized, they are preparing to take our very living away from us. Why should ordinary South African sex professionals make way for foreigners? All we want to do is make a living... We have a right to make a quick buck on the 2010 World Cup just like every other South African.
The costumer always cums first.

GOV TO IMPORT GAY SEX WORKERS [Mamba Online]

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No. 1
Jean Meiring says:

I think you'll find this especially tall story appeared on 1 April ...

April 2, 2007 11:14 AM
No. 2
Björn says:

Ha ha ha ! You can't make this stuff up, hey ! God, I love my country !!!!

April 22, 2007 5:36 AM

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