In what may just be the weirdest press release of the year, professional wrestler Chris Kanyon comes out as gay. But is he gay or just his wrestling persona? You decide (because he’s kind of a shitty writer and we don’t understand what the hell he’s talking about).

But ultimately, and probably more sooner than later, I will tell the truth about the sexuality of me, Chris Klucsarits, the man behind the Kanyon character. I am hoping to do so within the next month, but again, I can’t make any promises, and I am determined now to just go with the flow, like a twig in the current of a mighty river. See what life brings me and enjoy the ride.

So, what is it? Is he gay or just playing gay? He claims to be the first openly gay athlete of the five major sports, but, since we’re constitutionally opposed to giving a crap about professional wrestling, we guess we’ll just have to wait a month to find out what his real sexuality is.

But then again, everyone knows that wrestling is real, so there's no doubt in our minds this is legit. No, really.

Kanyon talks about his wrestling character "coming out as gay," whether he is really gay [PWTorch]