• Gerard Butler. Naked. 'Nuff said. [!! omg blog !!]

• It sure is hard being gay in suburbia. Especially when you can't find a whore to settled down with you. [Daily Herald]

• It's alright to be gay in Latin America. Just remember not to try to be too normal. [The Economist]

• Stephen Colbert on 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell'. [PageOneQ]

• The Roxy's closing on Saturday. Get you glitter, glow sticks and shitty club mixes and live it up. [NY Observer]

• South African flick Black Beaulahs takes a look at the lives of three gay men in Soweto. Did you know that "beaulah" is South African slang for beautiful man? Well, now you do... [Mamba Online]

• The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force sez, "Porn stars are just like us!" [AmericaBlog]

• A Forrest Gump sequel? Vomit. [Ain't It Cool?]

• Maryland's Montgomery County School says fuck you to haters and vows to keep teaching about homosexuality. [Washington Times]

• It's that time of the month again. No, not that time - that shit usually starts flowing around the fourth week. We're talking about the new voting period for 247gay's ever-rotating cast of attractives. New additions: Pete Wentz, Eric Balfour and Ryan Diesel. We're still cheering for Days of Our Lives stud and alleged Lance Bass lover, Brandon Beemer. [247Gay]

• Does the internet hurt gays? [Fridae]

• It's certainly not doing anything to help the fag's get laid, that's for damn sure. [Pink News UK]

• The Power Issue subject, performance artist and photography Adrian L. Acosta just made a slide show of his most recent work. And guess what - he wants you to check it out. [YouTube]

• Anderson Cooper loves to eat Stephen Colbert's cream. Especially when it's iced. [Eat The Press]

• New Hampshire's homos can't seem to reach a consensus on gay marriage. But, really, who can? [Foster's]

• Mark you calendars: the hate crime trial against alleged homo-hater George Clinton Young starts next week. [Pegasus News]

• Davis Mallory, The Real World's resident homo, can't believe he helped break up Lance and Reichen by snogging Reichen. As you can see, Lance has (allegedly) done well for himself. [Gay Socialites]

• Because we love you more than anything in the world, we've posted Ciara's video for "Like A Boy". We're not sure how we feel about it...

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• Stephen Colbert had "mega" sympathy for Ted Haggard. [Huffington Post]

• Tom Ford's spritzing his shit all over town. And when we say "his shit", we mean his new fragrance, Black Orchid. [International Herald Tribune]

• Melrose Place's just been released on DVD. While we doubt Tori Spelling will get her father's residuals, we know that Doug Savant's chatting with AfterElton about his gay role on the prime-time sudster. [AfterElton]

• Is People Magazine the coming out go to? It looks that way, yes. [Jossip]

• Let's get one thing straight: if it weren't for the gay sex, Ted Haggard's gay sex scandal would only be a scandal. And don't you forget it. [Rocky Mountain News]

The right-wing's agenda to turn Stephen Colbert gay, from Superman to Cirque De Soleil to the World Cup, just might be working. [YouTube]

• The "Is Superman gay?" debate rages on, which gets us thinking: Isn't all the buzz over the sueprhero's sexuality sounding a little too much like a well orchestrated publicity effort? [NYDN]

• PFLAG will ring the New York Stock Exchange closing bell on Friday, which is being billed as symbolic of the GLBT community's purchasing power. How cute. [PFLAG]

• Footballers' Wives' Marcel McCalla on playing gay. [AfterElton]

• We're not sure what movie this is from, but two hot young guys in the woods (one with his pants down) is always worth a mention. [Teen Boy Secrets]

Wall Street Journal opinion editor Dan Henninger went on Fox News this week to do, well, what else than spew illogical nonsense about gay marriage. Since we dont willingly tune into hate speech unless we're assessing Shepard Smith's glow, it took Stephen Colbert to bring our attention to it. Henninger argues, based on a woman in India marrying a snake, that when it comes to gay marriage, there's no guaranteeing letting same-sex couples wed won't result in Americans marrying their pets.

This is a footnote to our gay marriage discussion: A woman in India last week married a snake. I would like to ask the proponents of gay marriage--which violates, after all, traditions going back through all of human history--to now absolutely, positively guarantee that the next movement is not going to be allowing people to marry their pet horse, dog or cat. And you know What? Given the "anything goes" culture we live in, I don't think they can deliver that guarantee.

Even if he didn't get that many laughs at the White House Correspondents dinner, Stephen Colbert definitely gets our props for the absolutely scathing comedy speech he managed to get through without being wrestled to the ground by secret service agents. We have always loved ancient White House Correspondent Helen Thomas, and found her cameo in Colbert's video hilarious, but President Bush was not amused by any of Colbert's material and was visibly frowning through most of the speech, perhaps because he was the butt of almost every single joke.

Our friends at The Big Gay Picture also found a great clip of Colbert interviewing Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-GA) where he almost gets the Congressman to say he doesn't think gays should have drivers licenses.

Colbert Does the White House Correspondents' dinner [Crooks and Liars]
Colbert Lampoons Bush at White House Correspondents Dinner -- President Not Amused? [Editor and Publisher]