• Friendly warning to America's Next Top Model's Nigel Barker - the kids from New Now Next have been stalking you. We don't think you're in any danger, but you may want to be careful when/how/where you do your stretches. Also, if some faggots ask you to spot them, throw the poor boys a bone. Especially if you're wearing short shorts. [New Now Next]

• Lance Bass is writing a memoir not-so-cleverly entitled Out of Sync. [Entertainment Tonight]

• Gawker wants you to rename it. [Gawker]

• Meanwhile, Bass' ex's (Reichen) ex and former Amazing Race contestant, Chip Arndt, hopes to raise 100,000 to fight AIDS. Cool, right? What's not so cool is that his correspondent MySpace page plays "Here Comes The Sun". What about Michael Jackson's Ryan White memorial tune, "Gone To Soon"? Too depressing? Okay, what about "You've Really Got Me" by The Kinks? Oh, wait... [MySpace]

• Largo's would-be city womanager Steve Stanton's still deciding whether to appeal his firing after announcing impending sex change. [St. Petersburg Times]

• No more gay only bars in England. Contrary to what you may think, this is a good thing... [Pink News UK]

• Universal Press Syndicate vows to continue publishing Ann Coulter's column. [TPM]

• No Idol for The View. [TMZ]

• Holy fucking shit!! Stonewall reopens in 5 days! OMG! We're totally hyperventilating! Hurry, someone remind us how much we don't care!! [NY Observer]

• Don't forget Good Times tonight at eastern bloc with guest DJ's Baby C and Sparber. Details and some pics from a previous installment, after the jump...

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It's a marvelous day for Gayville. Okay, maybe "marvelous" is a bit of a stretch, but it's at least notable: The New York Observer reports that Stonewall Inn- you know, that little place at 53 Christopher Street from which homos stormed police, thus launching the modern gay rights movement - will be reopening next month.

The landmark closed last year after the owners lost their lease. Now, it's getting a brand new look. Chris Shott reports: "Its rehab comes at the behest of the bar's new management, which includes Bill Morgan and Tony DeCicco of the neighboring Duplex piano bar." Neither man would comment on the story, but Shott directs the reader to this article in which Morgan denigrates the monumental bar. He griped:

They promote these urban youth parties. They pushed out the regular gay clientele in favor of this new, urban, hip-hop, gangster clientele. Then you bring a bunch of 18-to-20-year-olds in the area who have no place to go and start goofing off and being loud. It’s disruptive to the neighborhood and brings in the wrong element in the neighborhood.

So, does that mean the new and improved Stonewall will be a breeding ground for white, affluent queens? Probably not. That would be illegal (not to mention tacky). We do know that one construction worker raved, "It's going to be gorgeous!" Sounds great, but we probably won't be making it our hot spot. But, then again, the only hot spot we know's in our pants. And we're not talking about our genitals (tear).

• Sure to generate plenty of controversy, the 13th season of Survivor will split up teams based on race. Prepare for Jeff Probst dialogue along the lines of "The Asians are in the lead, but will the Hispanics catch up?!" [Jossip]

• Using ass to sell vodka is deemed to obscene by New York's MTA. [Copyranter]

• Gay "villan" Tyler from Real World Key West – you know, that reality show you haven't been watching – wasn't too pleased that MTV put together a not-so-nice montage him that aired during last night's reunion show. [Metro]

• Seventy-three years after it settled in on Christopher Street, a "For Rent" now hangs in the Stonewall's window. Some neighbors revel at the idea of seeing the historic bar close. [NYO]

• New York comedian Adam Sank tonight kicks off his Gay Bash "extrava-gay-nza" at Caroline's On Broadway. [Adam Sank]

• Brandon Routh has gotten engaged to that nameless girl he always walks red carpets with. [TMZ]

• A trip down underwear memory lane. [PAYOR]

• NYU tops The Advocate's list of gay-friendly schools. [NYP]

• A dancing cowboys calendar looks so much hotter when you add the behind the scenes footage. [DC Cowboys]

• AT&T may offer domestic partnership benefits to its employees, but it no longer protects your privacy as a consumer. [CNN]

• We knew Showtime was a gay man's favorite network (sorry, Logo), but who knew HBO held so much appeal? [TV Squad]

• The gay community has come so far since the days of Stonewall — and now it's all but abandoned the historical venue. [The Villager]

• You like Christina Aguilera's new song, huh? Now watch her perform it (and a few others), live in a MollyGood Exclusive. [MollyGood]