Today's NYDN queer query doesn't even try:

Which mocked-up reality show "relationship" is set to unravel now that the guy wants his 15 minutes of fame - and doesn't want to pretend to be straight anymore?

We know it's a mental strain, but we need you to think back to earlier this morning, when we passed on a little Page Six material and asked which reality show starring athlete "has a history of giving roses to other male atheletes?"

We have to admit, we're a little disappointed in you guys. Surely reader Ryan isn't the only one out there who knows a thing or two about reality shows and their allegedly homosexual contestants. No matter, because his solitary message may have blown the lid off the mystery, informing us via this link that the next Bachelor's none other than triathlete Andy Baldwin.

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Dr. Travis Stork is the new Bachelor. Just for the record, we would totally beat those bitches if we were on the show.

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