• Our friend Tony got his hands on a coveted ticket to the final taping of Will & Grace. [MrNightlife]

• ...and that reminds us, we should start watching the show again. We missed Britney Spears last night. [People]

• An entire blog devoted to the prevention of chapped lips. We used to think the blog about gay cars was the most random blog ever; this one takes the crown. [ChapTastic]

• The Naomi Campbell cell phone attack bubbles over with controversy! She says it's the maid's fault! How we wish we were there to live out the drama in person. If only she'd throw a phone at us. So glamorous. [StarPulse]

• The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency is having an open call tomorrow (Saturday) in Los Angeles, at Hollywood & Highland. Piss her off, let her yell at you, and you might get edited in to the footage of her upcoming reality show on Oxygen. [WorldOfWonder]

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*"Skreeve" is British gay slang for "writing." If Madonna can become British overnight, then so can we.