Remember when we asked you guys to send us your baby pictures? Now you see why.

Above you see baby Ricardo and his older sister Mariana, both totally adorable: the perfect tonic after that horrible story about the lesbian hit-and-run. Not only that, but they both grew into totally jaded queer adults. Whee!

In his note accompanying the picture, Ricky writes: "Doesn't she look like a baby dyke? I think I can still fit into that shirt, too." Hmm, we've seen dykier babies, but okay...

As for Ricky: we saw him wearing that shirt last night at Barracuda. He goes there to drown his sorrows. Apparently his office's walls run with blood on the hour. Poor thing.

As for the rest of you - stop being chumps and send us your baby pictures. Unless, of course, you are and/or want to be chumps. Then, by all means, continue with your chumpiness. (How's that for youthful?)