They weren't exactly big winners at the Pulitzers this year, but damned if The New York Times Style Section isn't doing its best to wrest the title of "Gayest Publication Purporting to be Designed for Mainstream Readers" from the hands of Details—just today Times journo David Coleman presents a piece examining the changing face of the bulge in the men's underwear market—a colorful bulge, at that:

“There’s been an explosion in printed underwear, low-rise underwear and different kinds of boxer briefs,” said John Sievers, an owner of International Jock...

Unbelievably, the question of absorbency was never addressed.