Before you watch this video, however, we have to warn you - the quality's really shitty, so you may want to fast-forward to the middle, when Sanjaya makes his anti-climactic appearance, soaks in the cheers and then stands awkwardly as the queens flail around him.

Thanks Greateggs!

Never in our gay lives have we seen anything as breathtakingly fagalicious as Unicorn Planet. Words cannot describe, so we'll just let the video do the talking for us. All you need to know: in the year 2117 an eight year old gay boy named Shannon found a magic lamp. He got the standard three wishes and used one of them too establish the aforementioned Unicorn Planet. Enjoy!

(PS: We found this over at Best Week Ever. We don't want to say they're gay, but...wow, you guys are totally gay!)

We sort of blew our load on that BUTT post - sort of pun intended - so rather than doing our typical Queerty ReBUTTal (no relation), we've decided to post a few demented videos some of our straight male friends recommended.

Yeah, we have straight male friends. Astounding. Of course, they're not just any straight men. As you'll see by the collection, they're totally dope. Or is it doped up?

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Things in Poland are getting nastier, if you can believe it. You may recall Lurch-like Education Minister Roman Giertych proposed banning gay teachers and, in fact, any gay discussion from the nation's schools - a move that's irked the European Parliament. Well, now, a representative from the "children's rights" ministry has suggested compiling an entire list of gay-verboten professions.

Writing in Poland's Dziennik, Ewa Sowińska insists, We must prepare a list of jobs, where homosexual people will be banned". This move, of course, would stop the sissie scourge, thus giving Poland a step up in the contest for worst human rights violator in history.

Meanwhile, another group of politicians are suggesting a ban on porn, even the straight kind. Under the proposed prohibition, persons found with skin rags will be sentenced to a minimum of one year in jail, where they'll have nothing to do but wank. Really clever.

The plight of Polish gays may seem futile, but there's at least one man determined to stop the evil twins - Prime Minister Jarosław Kaczyński and President Lech Kaczyński - and their repressive reign of terror: Szymon Niemiec.

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With all the booze-soaked ink spilled over British import, Amy Winehouse, it's easy to forget that the notorious party girl's first and foremost a soulful, gifted singer. To help dispel the hooch-infused mist, let's al take a second to enjoy her second single from Back to Black: "You Know I'm No Good". Not just a drunk. She's a troublesome vixen. But, of course, she's the first to admit it...

We've received more than a few requests to feature a track from British songter, Patrick Wolf's new full-length, The Magic Position. So, here's the titular single in all its technicolor, poppy glory.

No official word on whether Wolf wolfs down the boys, but we have a sneaking suspicion. For more on Patrick Wolf, click here to relive the wonder of his first featured video, "To The Lighthouse".

Is it us or has today been dragging like a well-worn anus?

To tighten things up a bit, so to speak, let's all take a second to leer at model Leandro Okabe with a video from his shoot with The Boy. Guaranteed to make time fly by - or, at least, 2 minutes and 43 seconds...

Take a peek, after the jump...

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Violence totally bums us out. Good thing we emailed our old, youthful friend Jack Pierson yesterday to see if he was going to a certain party. He sadly informed us he wasn't attending, but did send us some video of his friend and The Cock DJ, John Roberts.

The amateur auteur's filmed two shorts (that we know of), one of which features a mama fawning over her Christmas pine. Sure, it's funny, but ain't nothing compared to Roberts' take on feuding high school females in "Why Jackie And I Are No Longer BFF".

We've gone ahead and posted it after the jump. Give it a twirl and let us know what you think.

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A particularly loverly reader by the name of Alan (a name that's popped up here before) sent us this video after yesterday's Rock Hudson v. J. Edgar Hoover post. It's a series of Hudson-related clips alluding to his closeted status.

Sure, it's kind of sad when you think that his homo-truth didn't come out until after he died of AIDS, but that doesn't trump the fact that we can't resist looking at that gorgeous face of his - seriously, they don't make men like that anymore. Or movies! (Although, yes, we take unwarranted offense to him playing an American Indian.)

It seems appropriate to post a little Manu Chao after that last post. Born in the Basque region of Spain, Chao (born Jose-Manuel Thomas Arthur Chao) and his family fled to Paris to escape Francisco Franco's regime. Their strong conviction for social justice and equality deeply influenced Chao and comes up often in his folk rock music.

Chao's always been an avid musician and worked with British rockabilly outfit, Hot Pants in the mid-80s. He had bigger things in mind, however, and struck out on his own as the century came to an end, releasing the critically acclaimed Clandestino in 1998. Sung in myriad languages, the album became an international smash, although didn't get quite enough recognition here in the States. Nor did his two follow up albums.

This here's the video for the titular track from his aforementioned solo debut. We've included an English translation after the jump. Regular babel fish, we are...

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This may come as a shocker, but The Cardigans remain one of our favorite bands. Best known for their chart topper, "Love Fool", they're more than twee love songs and soundtrack ready tunes. They've record six albums, all of them good (okay, okay, Gran Turismo's not that good, but it's still entertaining).

We have to admit, though, that 1996's First Band on The Moon (the same album featuring "Love Fool") remains our favorite. Thus, here's the video for "Your New Cuckoo": the album's first track.

Let's celebrate our forthcoming collective weekend with a little Rick James, shall we?

(PS: The girl in the video looks so unhappy to be there - even when she's allegedly won over by Rick's loving words, innate charm and unbelievable braids.)