Kelis has the White Party producers seeing red. The "Bossy" singer appeared performed at the gay event this weekend, but most likely won't be again.

Mouthpiece Terry Nguyen blasted the event, saying:

There were many missteps behind the scenes which created a less than suitable environment for any artist to perform. Because of her love for her fans, Kelis made the decision to take the stage, against any advice not to do so.

...Any unsuitable conditions were created by Kelis, who refused to rehearse for her show and arrived two hours late. Behind the scenes, I spent two weeks preparing an elaborate production number built entirely around Kelis, and when it came time to do the show, she was completely unprepared.

Perhaps her stand-in, who had to fill in when Kelis refused to participate in rehearsals, is more qualified to comment on the conditions at WP 2007, since she spent way more time at the event than Kelis ever did.

• We so did not need to see Carson Kressley shirtless at the White Party. We mean, really, we did not need to see that. [HX]

• A reader did a little sleuthing and found out that Mark Bess, the man who wrote us last week’s hate mail, lives on Gay Dreisbach Road. Oh, the irony. [Queerty]

• If given the choice between Christ and Oprah, we’d probably go with Ms. W. But the thing that really gets us worked up over this letter is Alan Chambers’ photo. Look at her. She is obviously a gay. Just look at that cock-sucking smile. [Exodus International]

• Oh dear God. So many stockings to stuff. So little time. Andy has pictures of Boston’s Santa Speedo Run. [Towleroad]

• HX put us in their Homo Dish column, where all the A-Gays are name-dropped. How we got in we’ll never know being C-Gays and all. [HX]

• The wonder that is Bryan Boy continues to amaze even us. We thought we were gay. Not gay enough to have a pet monkey. You really need to read this blog. [Le Superstar Fabuleux]

• Marc Jacobs is all about Brokeback Mountain. The designer is throwing a Cowboy-themed party this week. Can someone get us an invite? [Queer Day]

• Brokeback Mountain fever is sweeping the nation. And of course you know who is keeping the queers in the loop. [Towleroad]

• Apparently, queens are still going to the White Party. Circuit parties in 2005? Get out! These photos make it feel like 1998 all over again. [Gay.com]

• Ten hotels for under $250 in New York? Finally, we won't feel so bad suggesting that our couch-crashers get a room. [New York Times]

Talk about a white party!

The city of Austin has granted permission for the KKK to hold an anti-gay rally November 5, on the south plaza of the city hall.

The KKK, Kooky Kunts in Kostume, are known for their poetic irony. For instance, their web site home page says that they are “Proclaiming a message of hope and deliverance for white Christian America.” A Jew interviewed at random on the streets of Manhattan first thanked Madonna for popularizing the Kabala and then asked “What am I, chopped liver?”

Meanwhile, to prepare for the November 5 white party, you can go to the Kooky Kunts on-line store. They have books demonstrating incontrovertibly that Charles Darwin was an utter nincompoop, and tastefully appliquéd t-shirts that will have you burning your Dolce and Gabbana. Those of you who disagree with Queerty’s pro-Kooky Kunts stance may go to the American Family Association website to send them an FU valentine.