I know the vandals intended to make some kind of statement here ... but I can't for the life of me figure out what it is. Gay people are fat?

Um- the lesson here is- "Don't make your Pride flag out of duct tape." Wallets, yes, but the good Lord invented embroidery for a reason. Also- who has time to rearrange duct tape?

Gluttony is one of the 7 deadly sins, like pride. The implication is that homosexual sex is gluttonous, which is especially offensive considering that the perpetrators are Catholic, and wasting sperm is worse than lust. Or you can just find the switch absurd and funny.

I was going to paint the entire flag when I was replacing a few of the letters from when they'd fallen off the previous year, but we're all actually pretty busy here at Yale and instead I decided to, oh, write a paper.

The Co-op is not pissing its pants the way it did in October because such behavior only fuels the pranksters, as do snarky articles such as this one.

The duct tape wasn't rearranged, obviously. They tore it off and wrote something new. And if you want to come embroider the flag, go right ahead - I have 2 exams tomorrow so I'm not going to.
Alyssa, Ya!Lesbians Coordinator

The Ya!Lesbians Co-Coordinator doesn't seem to have priorities in order...tests, please!

We need to find to offenders, tie'm up, send them to rehab, and make them apologize to Jesse Jackson! Or Rosie, or Sanjaya, or whoever.

I am homophobic. I did it.

the pranksters would thoroughly enjoy being tied up.