The Equality Riders woke up to some naughty obscenities after a group of punk haters went wacko with some lipstick. The gay activists on wheels had just kicked off their second annual tour and stopped by Dordt College in Sioux City, Iowa.

In case you're not up on all the activist gossip, the Soulforce Equality Ride tours the country and goes to universities to discuss "the damaging effects of homophobic doctrine, the false notion that lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender identities are sick and sinful". That is, why butt fuckers and carpet muncher won't be rotting in hell. Dordt College students seem to think otherwise, for among the graffiti one can see some scrawling that appears to say, "God doesn't like gay feary [sic] fucks".

They also left images of penises and this image to the right. We think it's supposed to be a vagina, a hypothesis founded on nothing but the fact that it was right next to the aforementioned penis. If it is meant to be a vagina, it's not a very good rendition. Also, why did they put a vagina next to a penis? Shouldn't the vagina go with another vagina?

Oh well, best not to expect too much from such a brood. The haters, however, guaranteed a spot in our annal of queer graffiti: Yeah, Spray It!

Too bad it wasn't under better circumstances, huh?

It's been a while since our last installment of Yeah, Spray It! - our attempt to archive as much homo-related graffiti as humanly possible. There are two reasons for this: one, we never go out and when we do, we frequently forget our camera. The second reason is that you kids haven't been fulfilling your end of the deal - you know, the deal that we made without consulting you. So, really, it's more of a directive...

Luckily, we came across this loverly advice in a New York City bathroom. We've been sitting on it for about two weeks, waiting for the perfect time to spring it, so to speak. In light of that last post, we think the time is now.

So boys, if you do one thing this weekend, use that cock of yours. Whether it's for screwing, pissing or some sort of side act, make sure it's employed in some aspect of your life.

As for you ladies, use that beautiful vagina of yours for, you know, whatever it is that one does with a vagina.

We've been disappointed with the response to Yeah, Spray It! - the Gay Speak spin-off in which we ask you, our ever-so-social readers, to snap some shots of homo-scrawlings and send them our way.

We're chained to our desks, so we rely on you guys to keep us abreast on all the new and interesting vandalism floating (or, rather, stuck) around. Thankfully, a reader named Jack The Adriatic sent us this picture.

From what we gather, some jerk off wrote "too many fags" on a Milwaukee bathroom wall, to which someone responded, "I have sex with unwilling homophobic straight men like this guy. Does that make me gay?!"

Hmm, that's a good question. We vote yes. Although, you could just be a sexual avenger, but still probably gay. You're also a rapist. And you've confused us with the use of both a question mark and an exclamation point. Considering your statement's both a confession and a form of tacit self-examination, we think you may also be some sort of linguistic revolutionary. We're undecided on that one...

Thanks for the submission, Jack The Adriatic (what the hell's that mean, anyway?). As for the rest of you: please don't let us down. Our gay hearts can't take it.

We have to admit, we were a little worried no one would respond to Yeah, Spray It! - our called for gay-related graffiti. Imagine our elation, then, when we got an email from a reader named Robert with this lovely image attached.

In case you can't read it, it's a revolutionary declaration for the rise of a homo-nation, insisting, "Heterosexualit [sic] is The Opiate of the Masses. Homos Unite". A perfect fit for The Power Issue, no? (Especially with the not-so-veiled reference to Karl Marx.)

Thanks, Robert. We've got nothing but love for you and your eye for Yeah, Spray It! content.

As for the rest of you readers, get your shit (and cameras together) and send us all the gay-loving, gay-hating and gay-baiting graffiti you can find. Robert's totally making you look bad and you don't want to look bad, do you?

(Update: We neglected to link Robert's clever blog, Reluctant Receptionist. Ch-ch-check it out. Or else...)

We were just taking down a trip down memory lane and got to thinking about Gay Speak. Remember Gay Speak, our mission to chronicle all the gay-inspired vernacular we love so much? Well, it turns out Gay Speak's got a more visually-minded cousin: Yeah, Spray It!

Above you see a pretty timid variation of Yeah, Spray It!: those sometimes nice, sometimes - er - not so no nice graffiti aimed at the gays. So, we have a mission for you: we want you guys (and gals, as well) to take as many photos of gay-inspired graffiti and send them our way.

Yeah, it's a bit of a tough one, but we know a lot of you guys have cameras, stalk the streets and generally loiter in shady places, so we've got high hopes. We'll do the same (that is, next time we're allowed out of the house).

Oh and if you're wondering why we posted the picture above, it's because we have a friend named Justin. He likes boys. Thus, it's funny 'cause it's true.