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— Fri, Dec 8, 2006 —
Yeah, Spray It!
Piss Soaked Scrawling Spawns Introspection

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We've been disappointed with the response to Yeah, Spray It! - the Gay Speak spin-off in which we ask you, our ever-so-social readers, to snap some shots of homo-scrawlings and send them our way.

We're chained to our desks, so we rely on you guys to keep us abreast on all the new and interesting vandalism floating (or, rather, stuck) around. Thankfully, a reader named Jack The Adriatic sent us this picture.

From what we gather, some jerk off wrote "too many fags" on a Milwaukee bathroom wall, to which someone responded, "I have sex with unwilling homophobic straight men like this guy. Does that make me gay?!"

Hmm, that's a good question. We vote yes. Although, you could just be a sexual avenger, but still probably gay. You're also a rapist. And you've confused us with the use of both a question mark and an exclamation point. Considering your statement's both a confession and a form of tacit self-examination, we think you may also be some sort of linguistic revolutionary. We're undecided on that one...

Thanks for the submission, Jack The Adriatic (what the hell's that mean, anyway?). As for the rest of you: please don't let us down. Our gay hearts can't take it.

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No. 1
Paul Edwards says:

What the heck is going on over there at Queerty? Are you guys totally blinded by your own wit-flooded smugness? Where has the intelligence gone? I don't know what the atmosphere around your workspace is like, but the tone is getting lost in the mix and not translating well (to this reader at least). Cheeky is fun, cheeky-stupid is not.

Re: this little scrawl - do some research into something called "irony" and you will discover the richness and depth of this little gem. If "Irony is the hygiene of the mind." you, Queerty, are unkempt.

December 8, 2006 2:27 PM

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