• Jody Watley loves the gays so much that she sang a little diddy at the White Party. Unfortunately, the majority of attendants were far too fucked up to remember the words to "Looking for a New Love". They confused it with Huey Lewis' "I Want A New Drug." Simple mistake, really. [virtual matter]

• Mitt Romney may live in Massachusetts, but he's giving the majority of his political dough to other GOP groups. Needless to say, the Massachusetts Republican party ain't pleased. See, Mitt? Just because you hate homos, doesn't mean the party will love you. [Boston Herald]

• South Africa's National Council of Provinces votes on gay marriage tomorrow. Considering they only have a few days before a court-ordered deadline, it'll probably pass. Then Thabo Mbeki can sign it and South Africa's constitution will continue its reign as the most progressive constitution in the world. Yay! [365 Gay]

• Lindsay Lohan claims Paris Hilton hit her without just cause. She goes on to say, "I'm sorry for everyone who thinks I’m crazy but I’m just trying to act." We're sorry we have no choice but to think you're crazy, Lilo. Seriously, we really are... [dlisted]

• With an article on Zac Posen president Barry Miguel, his real estate agent boyfriend, David Strah, and their adopted children, The New York Times proves that gays are better parents than straights. Or, at least, dress their kids in cooler duds. [NY Times]

A famous fashion designer made a mess in the backroom, and we can only imagine what expensive threads he ruined with his absent-minded antics.

The blind item from Popbitch:

Which sharp-tongued fashion designer made a spectacle of himself at a brothel in Rio this year? At brothel 202, the fashionista asked for the three biggest black guys to shag him, but had forgotten to douche so sprayed the room with poo.

Those pictured above are just some ideas, but we suspect one more than the other two, purely based on his diet.

We won’t be watching Project Jay. It should be a clue to us that a series originally slated to be 8 shows long, has been cut down to a one hour special. What’s the matter Jay, not enough personality to fill a whole series?

Jay was the saving grace of the first Project Runway and we were delighted he won. It is his nastiness since winning that has us calling his bullshit. At first we loved his anti-fashion stance, but now it’s just gotten ugly. He seems bitter and confused and no longer fun. We know you did not take the money and that you think Hedi Klum is a twat and that you hate more successful designers like Zac Posen. Say something new, Mr. McCarroll. Your shtick is getting tired.

This interview with Jay in the new issue of Time Out is exactly what we mean. There is a difference between subtle reads and just plain hate. His persona may be as big as his bloated belly, but we’re still not buying his ego. It’s ugly unlike his clothes.

Clothes Combat [Time Out New York]

It's a damn good week to be the gay uncle to a celebrity.

First, Heath Ledger gave his bi uncle props, saying he was the source of inspiration for his grunting and palm-spitting character in Brokeback Mountain. Ledger even brought his uncle, a wrestler (natch), as his date to the movie's Aussie premiere. What a way to support the gays!

Now, friend to twink fashion diva Zac Posen and former beau to fag hag J. Lo, P. Diddy has come out to reveal that his own uncle was the one who gave him his sense of style. If true, someone please revoke his uncle's pink card.

Some may think this only reinforces stereotypes that queers have a great sense of style and a flair for drama. We think it would make a rocking PFLAG ad campaign.

Ledger inspired by bisexual uncle [iAfrica]
Diddy Got Fashion Flair from Gay Uncle [Elites TV]
PFLAG [Official Site]