Elves, those pointy-eared magical woodland creatures so often associated with Christmas, usually come across a little light in the pixie boots. We’re not saying that all elves are queer, we’re just saying—well, actually yes, that’s exactly what we’re saying. (What, you never saw The Santaland Diaries?)
Now that Santa’s clan of wee merry men is finally taking a much deserved break from building toys and shoveling reindeer poop, here’s a loving look at some of the planet’s best-known and poofiest elves.
No, not Will Ferrell.
Image via Portland Center Stage