Quiznos' Really Gay Ad For Its Really Gay Sandwich
 
 

Just what did fictional Quizno employee do to get "burned"? Shove his wang in this toaster oven, probably. But this homoerotic ad promoting Quizno's new homoerotic phallus sandwich The Torpedo is arguably as gay as sandwich advertising can get. Without Justin Timberlake singing "Dick In a Quiznos Box."

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No. 1 · allstarecho

When I first saw this commercial on TV, I laughed out loud, literally. It's funny. And the guy is cute. And when he says "Only $4.00" really sexy, it made me wanna bottom in a pile of bologna and cheese. MMmmmmmm.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 11:38 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · BrianZ

Oh yes! I had to rewind this bit of advertising genius just to be sure that I was hearing things correctly. It is easily one of the most amusing ads I have seen in a long time. Yea, and he's cute :)

"We both enjoyed that" indeed! LMAO

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 11:49 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · koalaboy

I'll take two! Double the meat! lol

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 12:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Mr. Enemabag Jones

I saw this ad during TNA and nearly wet myself laughing :)

"Say it sexy." LOL!

I hope other advertisers are watching. THIS is how you do an homoerotic ad that is funny and not offensive.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 12:40 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Chloe

oh hell, and I thought the subway "5-dollar foot long" was funny.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 12:53 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · parisinla

lol.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 1:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Jack

How long before the maniacs organize a boycott??

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 1:21 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · GayIsTheWay

Cute, smart and funny commercial.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 1:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · C.Edwards

"Put it in me, Scott."

Fantastic!

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 1:33 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · Ryan

Kudos to Quiznos for creating perhaps the first "homoerotic" ad that I don't find "homophobic." Folks like ESPN should take note. The key is to laugh with the community, not at it. This almost makes me want a hot Quiznos sandwich, something I've never, ever had.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 1:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · Mr. Enemabag Jones

If you'd like to tell Quizno's how much you enjoyed their commercial, here is their email:

http://www.quiznos.com/contactus0.asp?id=8

When a company does something wrong we should attack. When a company does something right, we should praise–and loudly!

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 1:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · Mr. Enemabag Jones

The above email asks for all your info, this one is more direct:

contactus@quiznos.com

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 2:04 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · naprem

Does nobody remember when they sponsored Battlestar Galactica? "Admiral Cain was a lesbian. Mmm, toasty."

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 2:44 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · Chris

"You know we both enjoyed that Scott" ROTFL! That's the money line!

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 5:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · Erick

With this and the lesbian love sponsorship, Quiznos has got to be the gayest sandwich company around. So naughty, I love it.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 7:11 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · boots134

They changed it!

They changed what the toaster said! He says "say with with passion" now and they took out the "put it in me" bit. And the employee is not burned anymore, he was wiping the toaster down with a shamy.

SUCKS.

The ad is stupid now.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 7:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · JoeB

@boots134:

They have two verions. The version you are referring to is shown during the day. The linked one is shown in the evenings.

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 7:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · MZL

Scott can "put it in me" anytime… ;)

Posted: Mar 27, 2009 at 10:16 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · DEEPTHROAT

And he's lefthanded. Odds are Scott is gay.

Posted: Mar 28, 2009 at 5:35 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · scott

omg. I so do not get the gayness of this ad. I must be really dense. I see what you guys are saying but it's way too subtle for me if that was the original context.

Posted: Mar 28, 2009 at 8:41 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Alexa

I couldn't believe it when I saw this ad on TV the other day, I had to rewind the Tivo and make sure I wasn't hearing things. I love it. I've never actually eaten at Quiznos, but I will definitely give them a try now.

Posted: Mar 28, 2009 at 9:59 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 22 · John

@DEEPTHROAT: What does being lefthanded have to do with being gay? is there a connection

Posted: Mar 28, 2009 at 7:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 23 · Rowen

Cute ad, though I'm willing to bet they got the idea from watching Wet Hot American Summer

Posted: Mar 29, 2009 at 8:48 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 24 · Mark

@scott:

Oh, Scott… Come over to my house and I'll show you what that left hand is for.

Posted: Mar 29, 2009 at 10:01 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 25 · AP

I just saw the ad at around 1 a.m. on TBS and it was not the "night" version. They took out the "put it in me" line and changed other lines as someone described above. I have seen responses by people urging a boycott; I wonder if they have permanently pulled the homoerotic version from some/most/all stations.

Posted: Mar 30, 2009 at 1:20 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 26 · mike

This commercial is so f!*^@%ing gay i cant stnad it. And all you homos are freaking DISGUSTING

Posted: Mar 30, 2009 at 1:33 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 27 · Geoff

@mike: Yet…you're here…on a gay site…watching a gay themed commercial.

Posted: Mar 30, 2009 at 2:09 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 28 · cheesedog

I will never buy their product again.

Posted: Mar 31, 2009 at 10:09 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 29 · lou1

just watched commercial and it was changed. It didn't take long for puritan america to do what it does best.

Posted: Apr 1, 2009 at 9:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 30 · albert

"Put it in me, Scott"

Hahahaha!

Posted: Apr 4, 2009 at 12:15 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 31 · Bryan

Quiznos recently changed the ad, so I guess it was too gay. Go to toastytorpedo.com to see.

Posted: Apr 11, 2009 at 8:22 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 32 · Bryan

The new ad sucks.

Posted: Apr 11, 2009 at 10:40 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 33 · aaron

I dont want to eat ANYTHING that has touched that oven.

Posted: May 7, 2009 at 7:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 34 · Sig Man Floyd

This add has been running non stop on VS's every night with the Stanley Cup Play Off's do you think any of these hockey players are Gay? Get the pusk out of here.

Posted: May 14, 2009 at 4:36 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 35 · Daisy the fag hag

my boyfriend and I adore this commercial! we joke around ….and when im horny i walk up to him, mount him, and tell him "put it in me scott" hahahaha

I emailed them, its a fantastic commercial…OMG it just came on TV! oh and scott can come over and make my DP fantasy come true!

Posted: Jun 19, 2009 at 8:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 36 · CHEF J.D. WINTER

I don't know any other way to get something started about
this… so here goes: The latest Quiznos Ads.. are by far the most
idiotic crap I have seen yet…and I used to like Quiznos… but
there Ads lately are SOoooo Gay Sex.. overtones.. undertones… what
ever you want to call it… it's just Sick… very poorly done…and
in poor taste… I can't imagine even any Gay person thinking that's
even close to good!…. Would you want someone like this "Scott"
idiot to serve you at any Quiznos? … un-shaven.. acts like an
idiot… intimidated by some talking oven… "Put it in me Scott"…
"I'm waiting for it Scott"… "I want you to do something for me
Scott"… and the idiot says; "I'm not rubbing you down with that
Shamy again"…. and the Oven says; "We both enjoyed that"… and
then… only $4 dollars… say it with passion Scott… More
Passion… Even More Passion" Give us a #@*^! Brake Quiznos…. Who
the hell are you trying to sell you Sandwiches to anyhow???… even
the talking Baby got a little old… but it MUCH better than your
latest Ads… You really need to Fire your Advertising Agency!

Posted: Jun 23, 2009 at 1:06 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 37 · no1

NOW QUIZNOS HAS 2 GAY GUYS IN A BATH TUB DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT OVER A FIRE. CAN THIS FAG DOING THE PROMOS BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS?

BUNCH OF QUEERNOS

Posted: Oct 18, 2009 at 9:18 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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