Comments on: Quiznos’ Really Gay Ad For Its Really Gay Sandwich

By: no1

no1 — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 01:18:57 +0000

NOW QUIZNOS HAS 2 GAY GUYS IN A BATH TUB DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT OVER A FIRE. CAN THIS FAG DOING THE PROMOS BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS?

BUNCH OF QUEERNOS

By: CHEF J.D. WINTER

CHEF J.D. WINTER — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:06:18 +0000

I don’t know any other way to get something started about
this… so here goes: The latest Quiznos Ads.. are by far the most
idiotic crap I have seen yet…and I used to like Quiznos… but
there Ads lately are SOoooo Gay Sex.. overtones.. undertones… what
ever you want to call it… it’s just Sick… very poorly done…and
in poor taste… I can’t imagine even any Gay person thinking that’s
even close to good!…. Would you want someone like this “Scott”
idiot to serve you at any Quiznos? … un-shaven.. acts like an
idiot… intimidated by some talking oven… “Put it in me Scott”…
“I’m waiting for it Scott”… “I want you to do something for me
Scott”… and the idiot says; “I’m not rubbing you down with that
Shamy again”…. and the Oven says; “We both enjoyed that”… and
then… only $4 dollars… say it with passion Scott… More
Passion… Even More Passion” Give us a #@*^! Brake Quiznos…. Who
the hell are you trying to sell you Sandwiches to anyhow???… even
the talking Baby got a little old… but it MUCH better than your
latest Ads… You really need to Fire your Advertising Agency!

By: Daisy the fag hag

Daisy the fag hag — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:08:10 +0000

my boyfriend and I adore this commercial! we joke around ….and when im horny i walk up to him, mount him, and tell him “put it in me scott” hahahaha

I emailed them, its a fantastic commercial…OMG it just came on TV! oh and scott can come over and make my DP fantasy come true!

By: Sig Man Floyd

Sig Man Floyd — Thu, 14 May 2009 20:36:25 +0000

This add has been running non stop on VS’s every night with the Stanley Cup Play Off’s do you think any of these hockey players are Gay? Get the pusk out of here.

By: aaron

aaron — Thu, 07 May 2009 23:05:12 +0000

I dont want to eat ANYTHING that has touched that oven.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 14:40:51 +0000

The new ad sucks.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 12:22:49 +0000

Quiznos recently changed the ad, so I guess it was too gay. Go to toastytorpedo.com to see.

By: albert

albert — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:15:05 +0000

“Put it in me, Scott”

Hahahaha!

By: lou1

lou1 — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:50:51 +0000

just watched commercial and it was changed. It didn’t take long for puritan america to do what it does best.

By: cheesedog

cheesedog — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:09:01 +0000

I will never buy their product again.

By: Geoff

Geoff — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:09:04 +0000

@mike: Yet…you’re here…on a gay site…watching a gay themed commercial.

By: mike

mike — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:33:58 +0000

This commercial is so f!*^@%ing gay i cant stnad it. And all you homos are freaking DISGUSTING

By: AP

AP — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 05:20:42 +0000

I just saw the ad at around 1 a.m. on TBS and it was not the “night” version. They took out the “put it in me” line and changed other lines as someone described above. I have seen responses by people urging a boycott; I wonder if they have permanently pulled the homoerotic version from some/most/all stations.

By: Mark

Mark — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 14:01:09 +0000

@scott:

Oh, Scott… Come over to my house and I’ll show you what that left hand is for.

By: Rowen

Rowen — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 12:48:32 +0000

Cute ad, though I’m willing to bet they got the idea from watching Wet Hot American Summer

By: John

John — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:39:08 +0000

@DEEPTHROAT: What does being lefthanded have to do with being gay? is there a connection

By: Alexa

Alexa — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 13:59:50 +0000

I couldn’t believe it when I saw this ad on TV the other day, I had to rewind the Tivo and make sure I wasn’t hearing things. I love it. I’ve never actually eaten at Quiznos, but I will definitely give them a try now.

By: scott

scott — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:41:33 +0000

omg. I so do not get the gayness of this ad. I must be really dense. I see what you guys are saying but it’s way too subtle for me if that was the original context.

By: DEEPTHROAT

DEEPTHROAT — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 09:35:39 +0000

And he’s lefthanded. Odds are Scott is gay.

By: MZL

MZL — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:16:56 +0000

Scott can “put it in me” anytime… ;)

By: JoeB

JoeB — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:46:23 +0000

@boots134:

They have two verions. The version you are referring to is shown during the day. The linked one is shown in the evenings.

By: boots134

boots134 — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:13:05 +0000

They changed it!

They changed what the toaster said! He says “say with with passion” now and they took out the “put it in me” bit. And the employee is not burned anymore, he was wiping the toaster down with a shamy.

SUCKS.

The ad is stupid now.

By: Erick

Erick — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:11:24 +0000

With this and the lesbian love sponsorship, Quiznos has got to be the gayest sandwich company around. So naughty, I love it.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 21:08:23 +0000

“You know we both enjoyed that Scott” ROTFL! That’s the money line!

By: naprem

naprem — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:44:46 +0000

Does nobody remember when they sponsored Battlestar Galactica? “Admiral Cain was a lesbian. Mmm, toasty.”

By: Mr. Enemabag Jones

Mr. Enemabag Jones — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:04:46 +0000

The above email asks for all your info, this one is more direct:

contactus@quiznos.com

By: Mr. Enemabag Jones

Mr. Enemabag Jones — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:58:23 +0000

If you’d like to tell Quizno’s how much you enjoyed their commercial, here is their email:

http://www.quiznos.com/contactus0.asp?id=8

When a company does something wrong we should attack. When a company does something right, we should praise–and loudly!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:36:14 +0000

Kudos to Quiznos for creating perhaps the first “homoerotic” ad that I don’t find “homophobic.” Folks like ESPN should take note. The key is to laugh with the community, not at it. This almost makes me want a hot Quiznos sandwich, something I’ve never, ever had.

By: C.Edwards

C.Edwards — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:33:10 +0000

“Put it in me, Scott.”

Fantastic!

By: GayIsTheWay

GayIsTheWay — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:26:14 +0000

Cute, smart and funny commercial.

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:21:33 +0000

How long before the maniacs organize a boycott??

By: parisinla

parisinla — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:15:45 +0000

lol.

By: Chloe

Chloe — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:53:46 +0000

oh hell, and I thought the subway “5-dollar foot long” was funny.

By: Mr. Enemabag Jones

Mr. Enemabag Jones — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:40:17 +0000

I saw this ad during TNA and nearly wet myself laughing :)

“Say it sexy.” LOL!

I hope other advertisers are watching. THIS is how you do an homoerotic ad that is funny and not offensive.

By: koalaboy

koalaboy — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:16:14 +0000

I’ll take two! Double the meat! lol

By: BrianZ

BrianZ — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:49:32 +0000

Oh yes! I had to rewind this bit of advertising genius just to be sure that I was hearing things correctly. It is easily one of the most amusing ads I have seen in a long time. Yea, and he’s cute :)

“We both enjoyed that” indeed! LMAO

By: allstarecho

allstarecho — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 15:38:58 +0000

When I first saw this commercial on TV, I laughed out loud, literally. It’s funny. And the guy is cute. And when he says “Only $4.00″ really sexy, it made me wanna bottom in a pile of bologna and cheese. MMmmmmmm.