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R.E.M.’s Michael Stipe Flashes His Penis On Tumblr

R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe just posted a video on his Tumblr that, among other things, shows his pendulous dong.

The video is more of an epileptic photo collage of Stipe’s morning and nightly routines taken from his bathroom, but Dudetube painstakingly captured the flashes of Stipe’s very NSFW cock to share with the world. We’d show them uncensored here, but we’re a wholesome family blog.

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Sep 20, 2011
Tagged: celebrity skin, Michael Stipe, penis

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No. 1 · verybookish
I’ve had a crush on Michael Stipe since I was 14.

Sep 20, 2011 at 9:46 am · @Reply ·
No. 2 · spider_orchid
*applause* I’d do him.

Sep 20, 2011 at 10:05 am · @Reply ·
No. 3 · christopher di spirito
He looks ill.

Sep 20, 2011 at 10:50 am · @Reply ·
No. 4 · Lefty
R.E.M. were great in the early-’80s, weren’t they?

Sep 20, 2011 at 11:18 am · @Reply ·
No. 5 · ewe
Will the real Chelsea Handler please stand up?

Sep 20, 2011 at 11:29 am · @Reply ·
No. 6 · LukeM
Ewww…is REM so far gone he has to pull a Pete Wentz? Which will mark the first time anyone has said, “Michael Stipe, you sir ARE NO Pete Wentz!!!”

Sep 20, 2011 at 11:42 am · @Reply ·
No. 7 · Marie Cohn
Aren’t those shots of an old guy in a homeless shelter?

Sep 20, 2011 at 12:33 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · SteveC
is he looking for attention I wonder?
Someone like Michael Stipe would know that these pics would be all over the interwebfacetube.

Sep 20, 2011 at 12:55 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · Hyhybt
There are SFW cocks?

Sep 20, 2011 at 1:07 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · shannon
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! This old sickly looking man could have kept this tiny pale thing to HIMSELF!!!!!

Sep 20, 2011 at 2:57 pm · @Reply ·
No. 11 · Bryan
Didn’t they post pics on GuyswithIphones too? They must have a fetish for displaying nudity on the internet. The sad part is they’d never have done this when they were still really hot and people cared about them.

@Hyhybt: Yes, the poultry kind :P

Sep 20, 2011 at 3:45 pm · @Reply ·
No. 12 · Jens
Grandpa! No, no, no! How many times did the nurse tell you not to do that!

Sep 20, 2011 at 5:56 pm · @Reply ·
No. 13 · Ernst
@Shannon: Did you look at the thing? Nothing tiny about it.

Sep 20, 2011 at 6:00 pm · @Reply ·
No. 14 · JoeyB
Gross. Unnecessary.

Sep 20, 2011 at 9:53 pm · @Reply ·
No. 15 · Allen D.
I could’ve done without that. “New Adventures in Hi-Fi” is one of the greatest albums of all time though.

Sep 20, 2011 at 10:09 pm · @Reply ·
No. 16 · newcityspot
This is kinda lonely and pathetic.

Sep 20, 2011 at 11:08 pm · @Reply ·
No. 17 · cerealgirl
Nobody forced anyone to look. They sought it out on his page. Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink.

Sep 21, 2011 at 11:35 am · @Reply ·
No. 18 · Dave
I thought it was cool and yeah I’d do him, but I’m not sure why on his Tumblr page the images/flash vid was VERY fast?

Sep 24, 2011 at 4:46 am · @Reply ·
No. 19 · druidbloke
He has his own look and to me he looks good still, and it’s far from tiny, by anyone’s standards.

Sep 30, 2011 at 5:05 am · @Reply ·
No. 20 · stipey
I love your response cerealgirl. Anyone who is saying these pictures broke up the band are people who do not know much. Those who do not follow Michael Stipe wouldn’t know that some of these nude shots were on michaelstipe.com which was created over a year ago. So Michael posing nude is old news. These pictures were also taken in 2009. The R.E.M. guys lived in a Van together when they first started in 1980. That is how they toured. They came a long way. And yes they have all seen each other naked I’m sure. Michael will get undressed or changed in front of anyone. And when he’s drunk he strips too.

Michael doesn’t look old or smelly. He looks sweet and sexy. And he can move his hips like no other man on this earth. He’s very scruffy there but if you google some pictures of him trust me when he’s clean shaven he cleans up so nice.

Oct 2, 2011 at 10:56 pm · @Reply ·