Bill Walsh (pictured) is a 23-year-old personal trainer from Ireland who, until recently, had absolutely no idea what Craigslist was or how it worked. He was sitting at home enjoying a quiet afternoon off when he received a text from a strange number. It was from a man named Kris responding to an online ad seeking a bisexual threesome. Bill didn’t understand this at first, though, and the two engaged in a lengthy conversation before realizing what just was going on.
Scroll down to read the awkward text exchange in its entirety…
It all starts with the following seemingly innocent text:
Despite being a bit confused, as a self-employed personal trainer, Bill can’t resist the urge to engage in some shameless self-promotion:
How about we take this to the next level?
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The conversation gets really interesting when Kris replies:
Still not totally getting it, Bill says:
Here’s when Kris explains to Bill how Craigslist works:
To which Kris answers:
At this point, Bill’s interest is sufficiently piqued:
The conversation concludes:
Check out Bill’s Instagram page here. (You’re welcome.)
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h/t: Metro
Xzamilio
What a nice conversation. That actually made me smile. I’ll be a little upset if this turns out to be fake. Actually, I don’t really care… the smile it brought is enough.
calpoidog
Ugh…so tired of it. Just cause you’re in good shape, doesn’t mean you know how to train others. He’s just eye candy. Anyone can be in that shape at 23 if they work out.
gaym50ish
Am I totally out of it if I don’t know what “spitroast,” DP or a “PT session” refer to?