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Real Or Fake?: Woman Arrives Home, Discovers Gay Husband’s Secret Love Affair

Screen-shot-2013-07-03-at-10.57.17-AMOooooh, child! The sistah is in rare form today!

A “sistah” fan of the blog Black Media Scoop submitted this photo yesterday to “reassure the ladies that Its Real Out Here and Its Packs U Cant Take Back [sic] So Always (No Matter What) Protect YoSelf [sic].” According to her, the man sucking his thumb is her husband, and she has no idea who the man lying beside him is.

“This is a real pix [sic],” she begins. After leaving work early one night, she arrived home and “saw what you are seeing.”

She continues:

“I took this pix [sic] with my camera. I did not wake my husband. I just left. He has not seen me since. He has not attempted to call me or even drive to my work place.”

She then says that “every so called man ain’t no real man,” of course, because “Black Media Scoop” is the authority on what makes a “real” man, and it’s certainly not a gay one!

Our fake-dar is ringing off the charts right now, because we’ve never met a woman—especially one that calls herself “sistah”—that would have left her gay husband’s love affair undisturbed.

What do you think?

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jul 4, 2013
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  • 22 Comments
    • onahigh23
      onahigh23

      Fake as a bag full of weave.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 2:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • 2eo
      2eo

      The artifacting on the left man is a different “weave” than the guy on the right. The photo is doctored no question.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 2:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cmig5
      cmig5

      Gross, that’s my opinion.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 3:05 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taliaferro
      Taliaferro

      The thumb sucking bothers me more than anything – how old is this man? That said, I know of no woman, “sistah,” or not who is going to go in so quietly that her sleeping man is not disturbed, take his photo and leave and not make a scene. Also, she has not heard from him at all? Puh-leaze, anyone would attempt to contact someone who has disappeared.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 3:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kangol
      Kangol

      Total fake, and a Google image search shows this has been circulating since last July. (The guy on the left also is–or looks like–a certain hot internet personality.)

      Jul 4, 2013 at 3:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dakotahgeo
      Dakotahgeo

      Publicity! Totalllllllllllllllll publicity!!!

      Jul 4, 2013 at 4:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bearcub666
      bearcub666

      @onahigh23 I’m dying at that post.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 4:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sohobod
      Sohobod

      I don’t like articles that plaster [sic] all over them. We know there are mistakes; please don’t show off. It’s annoying and pretentious.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 5:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Philip
      Philip

      The man on the left could very easily be holding a phone up to take the pic. Probably more for the thumb sucking shame than anything else.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 6:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dr. Dick
      Dr. Dick

      @Sohobod: RIGHT?! especially on THIS of all sites lol, I really can’t.

      Jul 4, 2013 at 11:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Captain proton
      Captain proton

      and here we have the photo being twitted back in February:
      https://twitter.com/daisy_ada/status/299807818704379904

      Jul 5, 2013 at 1:11 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hephaestion
      hephaestion

      What adult sucks his thumb?? That is blowing my mind.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nicholas
      Nicholas

      @hephaestion: My dad’s in his fifties, but I catch him putting his thumb in his mouth as he dozes off in front of the television. He gets super embarrassed about it; I don’t even think it’s under his conscious control. That makes me think it might not be as uncommon as people think.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 4:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Will L
      Will L

      Fake.

      Yeah, “sistah” would have taken one of them out before she left. Pic looks too posed. If you are having an affair in your own home, you don’t risk falling asleep. She would have had to get right on top of the bed with them.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 8:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Will L
      Will L

      @Sohobod: [sic] is very legitimate in journalism. Yes, they are mistakes and we know it, but the point of [sic] is to let you know that it was a direct quote and is isn’t the journalist’s mistake.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 8:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DonW
      DonW

      @Sohobod: The repeated use of [sic] to point out black dialect looks like a not-so-subtle racial sneer. Kind of ironic coming from Queerty. Maybe you should insert [sic] every time you confuse “your” and “you’re” or “its” and “it’s.”

      Jul 5, 2013 at 10:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101
      tjr101

      This is ridiculous.

      Jul 5, 2013 at 10:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nevereclipsed81
      nevereclipsed81

      I’m surprised he wouldn’t wake up, but I for sure know how real the downlow is. It’s annoying as f–k. Those closeted freaks are always the ones calling your phone 6 months after you hooked up.

      Jul 6, 2013 at 2:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      I think it’s fine to use [sic] when readers may genuinely be confused as to whether an error is in the original text or the transcription. Here, it doesn’t seem like there’s any risk for confusion, so they’re not necessary. In fact, it makes mee [sic].

      Jul 7, 2013 at 10:55 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      *for

      Jul 7, 2013 at 10:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport
      jwrappaport

      Damn it. Caught in my own web of grammatical Nazism. Should be *of, not *for.

      Jul 7, 2013 at 10:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Haji
      Haji

      Yes some women would walk away and leave them undisturbed. A friend of mine caught her husband being plowed and she walked out and went home. When he arrived back home and saw her in the living room crying, he immediately knew he had been found out. She divorced him and took him for everything he was worth and then some.

      Jul 18, 2013 at 12:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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