The Real World: Brooklyn‘s resident heterosexual Mormon, Chet Cannon, is unbelievably into himself. He flaunts his flamboyant style, then mops up the attention both gay men and straight women give him. But now he’s taking it one step further: He is, Chet proclaims, a “gay man’s wet dream.” Really?
Honestly, he’s not really attractive at all. He has beady eyes, his lips are too thin, it looks like his nose is lopsided, his hairstyle is entirely too common…I could go on, but then I’d be revealing that I’m shallow.
I have to say, though, that there’s something about his being a Mormon that would make having a sexual encounter with him worth it. I have a thing about consorting with the enemy. Maybe I’m the one that’s got issues. All I can say is that the only people who reliably throw off my gaydar are young, hardcore christians. I think a lot of them are gayer than we are.