Reality Bytes
Every week, a bunch of “real†people say really stupid things on reality TV. These are their stories.
10. “I need everybody right now to look up to the ceiling. Just look up there, because I think the sprinkler system is gonna come off, that was so darn hot! That’s what I’m talking about! Woo!†— Mary, So You Think You Can Dance
sorry, but I can’t think of a more redundant column that stupid people saying stupid things on stupid TV shows.
One or two of these people were just kids, although I did think that fat kid’s comment about bisexuality was fairly stupid.
In other news, I saw an ad on Mollygood for the Envirolet Waterless Toilet. Cool.
Hardly a news flash that real people are real stupid. But beyond that, anyone with a voice as annoying as Mary’s on SYTYCD should not be television.
Don’t hate on Mary and her Hot Tamale Train!
t00tt00t you fuckers.