Reichen’s One Crazy Motherfucker
We’re not sure what’s crazier – the fact that Reichen put his name on atrocious Aviator-”inspired” jewelry or his retaliation against Lynn and Alex over at LA Rag Mag.
The dishy duo slammed Reichen’s Love and Pride collection, writing,
Who does he think he is Suzanne Summers, Joan Rivers? The only guys that would buy this are nerd gays who still think Reichen is something to lust after, everyone in Hollywood knows better!
Obviously unstable, Reichen fired off a 3-page hate note, which included this especially nutzoid – not to mention tacky – bit:
Hustling for cash? Are you kidding me? I’ll ALWAYS have more than you in every way including and beyond money, so don’t worry about that. You needn’t worry about my hustling. I know it sucks to lose the Amazing Race, but your insecurity about it here is obtuse. Let’s not talk MONEY, boys. You don’t know MONEY.
Yeah, Reichen, we’re sure you’re rolling in the fucking dough. That’s why you’re hawking that cheap jewelry.
If you think that’s bad, read on…
Reichen’s insanity continues:
All in all, FUCK YOU from here on out…and I MEAN IT. I’ll let as many people as I know what screaming assholes you both are. BCC’ing every person I know well enough to warn in all aspects of charity, reality, and entertainment work in Hollywood (production, casting, etc) on this email, just so you’re aware. I’m going to spend a good hour making sure it goes out to everyone who needs to know what people like you do to people like me. Just spreading further what you put out there already. Nothing wrong with that, right boys? If it prevents you from doing one thing you care about…just one thing…I’ll be elated.
Whoa. What a fucking nut. And, apparently, more petty than we ever imagined. He wonders if there’s any better insult than “fat”:
I DON’T KNOW, YOU DECIDE!!! I have so many other names for you now that “FAT FUCKING GAY GUYS†is the NICEST THING I COULD SAY ABOUT EITHER OF YOU! After being called “not something to lust after anymore†by the LIKES OF THE TWO OF YOU, you just threw yourself into the Boxing Ring of The Battle of Physical Attributes!! MAKES ME THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE GOT TO OFFER. Well let’s GO!
We wonder why Reichen didn’t come after us. We did, after all, break the story. Maybe he found our comments less hurtful. We did, after all, write that if you buy the ring, you’d have “the priceless privilege of wearing an ugly ring designed by a pretty boy”. You know he loves that shit.
Too bad we were so nice. We’d love our own letter. Maybe if we say, “You stink, Reichen,” we’ll get a little hateful love.
meh
too pretty for my tastes
looks like an international male advert
too much manscaping going on there
the last thing i need in my life is gay jewelry
Can we stop attacking those gay men and women trying to make a living while being out and proud. Save the negativity to those closeted queers who choose not to participate in our social movement (which will define this period in the future)
bad jewelry isn’t a social movement
Sounds like someone needs a Vicodin.
So I am curious as to why Lynn and Alex attacked him anyway. Do they not have anything better to do with their time. I may not agree with his response, but really what right did they have to go after him. And why is it not okay for him to use the word “fat” but okay for them to use “nerd gays”? Sounds to me like both parties have some issues to work out.
tina + roids = really wierd shit.
How ugly.
I never knew Lynn and Alex had a blog. I checked, and it’s pretty gross. It’s chock full of interviews with Jennifer Aniston, photos of a naked Colin Ferrell, and the Exclusive Scoop! that Paula Abdul is hopped up on pills a lot of the time. They’re lower-rent then Perez Hilton.
Though I’ll give them points for outing Reichen as a psychotic bitch!
From the small print on the bottom:
“LA Rag Mag is a celebrity gossip site which publishes rumors and conjecture in addition to accurately reported facts. Information on this site may or may not be true and LA Rag Mag makes no warranty as to the validity of any claims.”
When I become President of the United States, which could happen any day now, I am going to outlaw jewelry on all men, except for cockrings. No matter how you slice or dice it, it is neelie as the day is long.
However, that should not stop any of you from purchasing my upcoming marijuana inspired cheeto art sculptures.
Jack Jett
Fat Ugly Bitch
L.O.L. @ Sundog.
When I become president (and I am an actual candidate), I will ban Jack Jett and his cockrings.
Love Mittens!
http://www.MittensRomney.com
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In LA, a gay man calling another gay man “fat” is the worst insult he can thrown down.
Reichen’s weird qualities notwithstanding, anybody who remembers Lynn & Alex from their season of The Amazing Race might recall that one of them was an incredible racist in more than one country. Still, it’s at least weary-sigh-inducing to read so much infantile vitriol between gay people in the public eye. Thanks for reinforcing bitchy stereotypes yet again, guys.
Hadn’t Lynn & Alex seen Reichen’s latest tattoo which reads, “Only God Can Judge Meâ€? [On his back, of course; the view that gets the most “traffic.â€] His rant against them is just one more in a series of childish, barely literate attacks on anyone that dares suggest he’s not God herself [that is, when his sad mother or one of the Reichen Trolls aren’t doing it—don't check out the comments on his fan forum without a large supply of insulin and a vomit bag]. Remember his trashing Perez [yes, that’s redundant] and threats to sue him? If not, check out this video clip recorded mere hours before he proved Perez right in his suggestion that Reichen could never keep his legs in the air for just one man at a time, and actor, model, author, entrepreneur, activist Capt. Lehmkuhl returned to Lance’s mansion to find his unsold calendars and books on the curb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtaP53seOnE
And giving new meaning to the phrase “Shit FLOATS,†check out his latest attempt to exploit the gay community at http://www.cruisewithreichen.com. For $599. per person and up, double occupancy, you, too, can imagine playing butt pirate with him on his “Lift the Ban†cruise where, by simply putting money in HIS pocket you can “show your support for America’s brave fighting men and women who are discriminated against for simply being gay.†Note, there’s not a word about any of your money going to, for instance, the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network, yet the ever more shameless Lehmkuhl can wrap this scheme in a red, white, and blue and rainbow flag and, as he did with his phony book, get away with it. The $999. per person suites are already sold out.
I demand that Amazing Race screen their queers better in the future!
I am late on this… but what happened with his relationship with that dude on Amazing Race??? What happened to him?
… btw, I couldn’t stand them, but always owned that Reichen is attractive… he should go work for HRC.
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