Comments on: Rep. Aaron Schock: ‘Wow, There’s a Lot On That Stick. I Really Enjoyed That’

By: Elvis

Elvis — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 00:13:43 +0000

Aaron just wanted to get into that Angelo booty. Aaron like a good squirt in the mouth, so i was told….

By: wompman

wompman — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 03:23:28 +0000

You know Aaron just wanted to drop to his knees and samples the other tasty stuff Angelo had to offer.

And yes, I’m ashamed to admit I’d fuck Schrock, but I would never, ever vote for him.

By: ewe

ewe — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 04:14:35 +0000

What makes a closeted elected official an expert on cuisine? I don’t get it but i do vote for Angelo being the most meatiest of the panel too. Truth be told, Schock is one of those types of gay people who do not have to come out of a closet. He just IS girl. He better stop fucking with his own kind or else.

By: Zach

Zach — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 06:34:58 +0000

@Carl:

I would give him about ten seconds to get out of my bed, because I’d have to burn the bed to get rid of the Republican stench. I’d sooner lose a finger than sleep with anyone aligned with a party that wants to throw us into prison.

By: L.

L. — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 22:46:37 +0000

Oh, and Aaron, love – wearing mismatched and unbecoming shirt and tie to try and prove you’re straight is really clutching at straws.

Or little cocktail umbrellas.

By: hephaestion

hephaestion — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 00:17:31 +0000

Why the hell did Top Chef select this Closet Case anti-gay congressman from Peoria to be on the show? Because he’s got good abs? Because they could count on him to select the cutest man to win?

By: ganymeade

ganymeade — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:21:03 +0000

Gay!Gay!Gay! ..not that there’s anything wrong with that… Aaron?

By: Rich

Rich — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:50:10 +0000

PAUSE! You forgot to say “no homo,” Aaron.

By: Chitown Kev

Chitown Kev — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 13:31:33 +0000

@Carl:

Of course I wouldn’t, r u CRAZY?

Aaron Schock is a dream hate fuck; I could hate him all night.

I’d never vote for him, though.

By: WalkderDC

WalkderDC — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:28:49 +0000

@Kieran:

”
There are lots of people in our society who think being gay is just about the worst thing that could happen to someone…..and judging from the accusatory ridicule in some of these comments here, a lot of you knuckleheads have apparently fully accepted that homophobic sentiment Sad.”

No, it’s the fact that Mr. Schock thinks that it is a terrible thing and is attemting to hide it, while at the same time hurting the gay rights struggle. We are mocking him because he is hiding from the thing he fears, and yet is so obvious about it.

By: jd

jd — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 12:23:44 +0000

Sorry, but it’s confusing effeminancy with homosexual. The guy is pretty femme but that doesn’t mean he’s gay. Most of the truly femme dudes I know are heteros. A great number of them are doctors, too. Wonder why that is?

By: Michael

Michael — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:09:59 +0000

@Carl: He also happens to be an anti-gay politician.

By: Carl

Carl — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 05:04:53 +0000

Everyone is truly dissing Aaron but he is a gentleman and a HOT one at that. I bet none of these queens on this message board would throw him out of bed.

By: honza

honza — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 03:37:04 +0000

mmm… meaty!

By: Michael

Michael — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 00:37:36 +0000

@Dawson: That’s like the lesbian chef they had on last week. Hmmm, let’s see. Let’s pick the 3 hot women as the top chefs and then pick thy fellow lesbian as the winner.

I was watching it last night and I was thinking the same exact thing when this closet case was talking about fireworks going off in his mouth. Of course this guy is an anti-gay Republican… He couldn’t get queerer even if he was bent over with KY gel in one hand and a box of condoms in the other.

By: roger

roger — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:12:38 +0000

i’d fuck him AND vote for him. great guy! and he was awesome on “top chef!”

(THAT should be a pretty fucking unpopular comment….)

By: Devon

Devon — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 23:06:23 +0000

Pardon me Ms. Schock, your gay is showing.

By: Kieran

Kieran — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:18:12 +0000

There are lots of people in our society who think being gay is just about the worst thing that could happen to someone…..and judging from the accusatory ridicule in some of these comments here, a lot of you knuckleheads have apparently fully accepted that homophobic sentiment. Sad.

By: Cam

Cam — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:28:42 +0000

It is not often that somebody would look LESS gay with a cock in their mouth….but I think this guy would.

By: Mr.Enemabag Jones

Mr.Enemabag Jones — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:21:59 +0000

What a fruit.

By: Gareth

Gareth — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:05:13 +0000

Pissing myself watching this…..hmmmmm “theres a lot on that stick, I really enjoyed it” sure everyone else see the underbelly of his comments lol

By: L.

L. — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:42:44 +0000

Having berated you all in the past for asserting again and again without evidence that Mr Schock was gay, let the record show that I hereby solemnly and publicly apologize to all for being a doubting Thomas. Please forgive.

By: @ Get Equal 'Why the h8 on Obamz but not the Repubs who ALWAYS vote against you? (John from England)

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:41:05 +0000

@patrick:

Yep you need to SORT it out!

By: patrick

patrick — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:37:36 +0000

And my command of the English language….

By: patrick

patrick — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:35:06 +0000

I get that there are a ton of double-entendres here, but I don’t get any get a gay vibe from Mr. Schock. Do I need my gaydar overhauled?

By: PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:23:46 +0000

He tells Kevin about how he couldn’t stop thinking about what he put in his mouth. He tells Anngelo his cock “was like fireworks in my mouth.” And Steven gets this ultimate compliment: “Wow, there’s a lot on that dick. I really enjoyed that.”

Pretty darn sure I gots a porn DVD with the exact same dialouge…… :-p

By: PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:23:19 +0000

Pretty darn sure I gots a porn DVD with the exact same dialouge…… :-p

By: ROBinNYC

ROBinNYC — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:56:42 +0000

Not since Poor Dead Heath Ledger stuck it in Happily Alive Jake Gyllenhal have I seen ANYTHING on ANY screen that gay.

I was stunned.

By: Cam

Cam — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 18:01:17 +0000

And after this, he went home, showered, Shaved, put on his wig, and got dressed up in his Drag Outfit he uses when he performs under the name “Rita Menue” in various clubs around the DC area.

By: Republican

Republican — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:35:02 +0000

@Dawson:

Heh, heh, so true. GMTA (Gay Minds Think Alike)

By: Black Pegasus

Black Pegasus — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:28:16 +0000

LOL

By: Paul

Paul — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:04:18 +0000

I always roll my eyes at the gays that jump to conclusions, claiming every straight dude is gay… but uh…. THIS DUDE IS GAY. :)

By: Chitown Kev

Chitown Kev — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 16:09:45 +0000

“Gettin’ your liquor and your meat all on one toothpick is pretty clever.”

Miss Schock was throwing shade with that comment, if you ask me.

She would know that’s not all that clever or original at all.

By: Dawson

Dawson — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:54:38 +0000

Just like any good “non-gay” dude he picks the hottest guy to win as well.

By: Chitown Kev

Chitown Kev — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:51:17 +0000

Queen!

Of course, that whole episode was gay as all get out!

And I am schocked, SCHOCKED I tell you, that Miss Aaron didn’t pick the tuna as the winner!

By: Qjersey

Qjersey — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:13:04 +0000

I’d lose a ‘gay off’ with him as the competition.