Rep. Aaron Schock says he “burned the belt” he was wearing in this photo at Tuesday’s White House picnic because he “never thought a pic of me w/ my shirt on would go viral,” a throwback to the shirtless pic that did. But burning the belt isn’t enough to rid yourself of gay cooties, Mr. Congressman. That shirt and those pants need some kerosene, too. And we don’t even know what shoes you were wearing. Gucci slip-on loafers? Off with their soles!