Normally, the deranged ramblings of someone like Robert Morrow wouldnât be heard past the street corner he occupied. But over in Austin, Texas, Morrow has been elected as chairman of the local Republican party.
Itâs a fitting metaphor for the state of American politics.
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But like all bloviating right-wing rabble rousers, he is completely obsessed with gay sex. Weâve heard this joke before.
I do NOT hate faggots. Just the gay rights movement. Their is a difference. https://t.co/MLbFE6D0ZE
â Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 9, 2016
In a recent interview with Time Warner Cable News, Morrow lays out his latest paranoid political sex fantasy that would make the most unwatchable porn in human history.
According to Morrow, President George W. Bush and his senior advisor Karl Rove are both closeted homosexuals, and the fun doesnât stop there.
He says Jeff Gannon, the conservative writer who covered the White House from 2003-05 and was later revealed to be a former gay escort, completes the love triangle.
âYou need to Google a picture of George W. Bush kissing the bald head of Jeff Gannon, whoâs a bald-headed gay prostitute who was posing as a journalist in the White House press corps,â Morrow told Time Warner Cable News. âIt makes me wonder if Karl Rove got him that journalistâs pass. It makes me wonder if Jeff Gannon was having sex with Karl Rove. Jeff Gannon was a gay prostitute who was known for being a top. Do you know what a top is, and a bottom? Jeff Gannon was a top, and he was running around the Bush White House like he was a stray cat.â
Jeff Gannon was likely plundering Karl Rove's soft pillowy ass. https://t.co/9dCc4Vf8ZT
â Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 10, 2016
Oh, and Obama is also a gay prostitute.
âI think Barack Obama is a gay man who got married,â Morrow told TWC News. âI believe, when he was a state senator, I totally believe ⌠that he was having a blow job and smoking crack while he was being sucked by a gay prostitute.â
Behold the very personification of trolling below:
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joeyty
Would make a good Oliver Stone movie.
David Harlem
Who the hell would have sex with Karl Rove? That’s like having sex with a garbage bag full of chicken fat. Of course this nonsense but I’m sure some poorly educated person will believe it.
Brent Labee
his adderall kicked in.
RIGay
I wish to Hell I had the time in the day to sit and dwell on such matters until I can convince myself they were believable. But, hey, those things called reality, life and career kinda take precedent.
The… absolute sad sad sad part of these kinds of people are… given they HAVE all this time to dwell and fester, and have unlimited Wi-Fi / Internet access, they are also the most prolific and quoted crap generators on the planet.
Perhaps it’s time this person moves out of his parents basement and has to get a real job.
James
Salem witchcraft trial all over again. Nut being given credence and resulting in murder.
Jesse Erickson
Wow. This guy hasn’t wasted any time in sounding unrepentantly stupid.
Aragon Draco
Proof. That’s a concept that this particular GOP moron can’t grasp.
Brian
Let’s not dismiss this guy so easily. I’ve learned in life that truth is stranger than fiction.
Marshall R. Krug
who the hell would believe this crap?
Sijtske van Lambalgen
Did they have a trio?! O.o đ
Dakotahgeo
Poor Morrow looks pretty lonesome. Maybe he’s just pissed because he didn’t get invited, lolol.
GC1985
@Brian: He is dismissed with prejudice. I wouldn’t even consider his arguments. Your ideas are mostly fiction, Bri.
Dave084
Oh I just love to read this guy’s rantings.
Mykey
Ignore him and he’ll go away…
johnkcopley
And he spelt ‘there’ as ‘their’ what a dumb ass tw@t