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Richard Simmons Gets His Hurr Did In New “Hairdo” Music Video

Just when you think you know what the Song of the Summer is, fitness Queen Richard Simmons comes along with a brand new song that makes “Blurred Lines” and “Get Lucky” sound like the ABC’s. Stop fighting over “Applause” and “Roar”, because “Hairdo” is where it’s at.

Simmons’ new single has been a long time coming, and it’s the first from a forthcoming album. Could it be the beginning of a long, illustrious drag career?

Some pretty deep lyrics here:

short , long , straight or curly
get something cute, get something girly

vidal sassoon styled mia farrow
who looked to me like a baby sparrow
jose eber gave such flair
he coiffed barbra streisand and the lovely cher

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Aug 23, 2013
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  • 12 Comments
    • jppatrick59
      jppatrick59

      This is… just… nauseating.

      Aug 23, 2013 at 7:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Homophile
      Homophile

      Apparently he’s never come out.

      Aug 23, 2013 at 9:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tookietookie
      tookietookie

      He’s adorable and you’re all sour grapes!

      Aug 23, 2013 at 9:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • yaoming
      yaoming

      A little repetitive. Could have used more than two lines repeated over and over.

      Aug 23, 2013 at 9:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • muscl954
      muscl954

      OMG! What has the world come to? LOLOLOL

      Aug 23, 2013 at 11:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AnitaMann
      AnitaMann

      What the hell was that?

      Aug 24, 2013 at 2:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      It’s too close to call which I’m less interested in: Richard Simmons news or Nick Gruber news.

      Aug 24, 2013 at 4:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CaptainFabulous
      CaptainFabulous

      Oh com’n now, that was a fun little video. So many sour pusses here.

      Aug 24, 2013 at 10:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EManhattan
      EManhattan

      This is a fine example of growing older with grace and humor. He’s wearing his age comfortably rather than trying to be young and pretty, and he’s tapping into a long tradition of gay humor, and doing it well.

      For those who don’t appreciate his current work – you have the comedy equivalent of being tone-deaf or color-blind, and you have my sympathy for that. There’s no way to explain magenta to someone who can only see shades of grey.

      Aug 24, 2013 at 3:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EManhattan
      EManhattan

      @Homophile: @homophile – his every move and every camp intonation has said “fuck you” to homophobes everywhere, for decades. I don’t know if he’s ever said “I’m gay”, but he’s been a force for change we should all be grateful for, whether or not we identify with his public persona. Countless straight women (and probably fewer straight men, but a significant number of them anyway) have decided gay people were ok in part because they liked Richard Simmons so much.

      Aug 24, 2013 at 3:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • offbeatoh86
      offbeatoh86

      @Homophile: I think this video makes it pretty clear.

      Aug 24, 2013 at 6:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      I wish he’d come out and admit he’s straight.

      Aug 26, 2013 at 3:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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